To all my perverted male friends (which is all of male friends), watch this video: BennyBenassi Satisfaction VIDEO

This sounds like fun. Anyone want to go to NYC for the Republican National Convention this August?

"The Green Party is working with a few other groups to organize a
peace rally during the republican convention of this year. There will
be workshops and conferences throughout the week preceeding and I am
expecting a whole slew of awesome events. It should be an amazing
event with Greens from all over the country. It's the perfect thing
to energize our local group and connect with other groups nationwide.
I believe most of you are familiar with our trip to DC in 2002. I
expect this event to be even more fufilling in the sense that we can
actually organize directly with other greens and also in the
particulary pertinent time its being held, during the reign of
bushanites and neocons.

The unfortunate thing is that the protest is going to be during the
last part of august, which doesn't leave us with much time to
organize while on campus. I am going to do my part to organize during
the summer, so that we can hit the ground running at the start of
school. I am waiting on more details, which I will relay to all of
you when I get them, but I would like to and will need to include
everyone in the preparations for this campaign. We are going to need
to have a pretty well-thought-out plan of efforts if we hope to
organize a group to get out there. I do know that there's a good
chance we can hitch a ride with greens in chicago if we can't garner
enough financial and otherwise support to provide our own
transportation. We do need to raise money for room and board,
however, I am assuming. The most important thing is getting the word
out so we can get as many students as possible to head out there."

What is going on?

It's Moonday morning. I've got a ton of work to do.
I plan on making some CD's for various cute and friendly girls I know. Good thing my bosses are all in meetings. I better hurry.

Let's check out the top searches on Yahoo. I recommend visiting JoJo's website. Keep your ears on this up and comer!

Blog ya later!

The Leaderboard

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Fire in the whole!

Oh you pretty things, yes it is the little things
that make the world go round.

Exterminate them

I like that name: The WILY INTRUDER. Sounds like a burgler.

I hope Monica/Josh approves. Today is a little overcast. I slept my ass off last night, thanks in part to the little white pill. At least nobody has bothered me this morning: I've only been here 24 minutes.

Actually, I think Mike left his stove on.

We'll think about the dinner proposition. We'll let you know

We think that from now on... we'll refer to me as "we" so it appears that Josh has some bearing on EVERY decision that I make.

If you have any objections you can let us (by us i mean "we")know.

"Private". Right. I never said it was your email, did I?

Give yourself a blog name, will you? Your posts say "posted by on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 at 9:57 AM" It can be changed in the settings area.

I think Josh should cook us dinner some night.

Monica, make your boyfriend cook us a pot roast or something.

Please, I'm really hungry. And it would be nice to sit down to dinner with you two. I saw you and Josh at FamVid, but all he had to say was when my movies were due back (Monday and Thursday). He did ask about what I do, but that isn't the time or place for socializing.

Fine, bologna sandwiches with mayonnaise will due. Just invite Mike and me over. Mike will bring a cassorole, now that he has his own stove.

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

I talked to Kim last night. SHe said that maybe we shouldn't get drunk together anymore.

I read that to mean that their is still a chance we can make out again.

As Reverend Jesse Jackson once said:

Keep hope alive.

Keep hope alive.

Keep hope alive.

"I am the happiest white bitch in America....thanks to you"

My fans, ladies and gentlemen.

Hello, my quiet little soldiers! The war is not yet lost.

Quoth the Raven, "Nevermind".

As for carrot cake, "The Center for Science in the Public Interest (CSPI) has named The Cheesecake Factory’s Carrot Cake as its Food Porn of the Month for June, for having 1,560 calories and 84 grams of fat, 23 of them saturated, in one slice. The average adult consumes about 2,000 calories in an entire day..."

Carrot Cake on Steroids

GOOD MORNING BEAVERS!!!

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.
Oscar Wilde

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde, In Life of Oscar Wilde, H. Pearson

I can resist anything but temptation.
Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act I

d-L33t3r is a AI construct, that lives on the Internet. It roams arounds the world, deleting things from people's computers both at random and using some sick malevolent logic.

His representative here in the physical world is my Mild-mannered co-worker Mark.

If you're not wierd, then I'm not the Most Popular Beaver!!!

I saw all of the above (or should I say below) posts.
I am glad to be home!!

Welcome back Monica. Things got a little crazy here at the blog while you were away. Howard Dean told everybody that you were dead, and then Matt K. suggested we replace you with some wierd guy named d L3373r. And while all this was happening I had this really funny post about me not knowing how to drive an automatic transmission, and later Howard Dean said it was the most fucking hilarious thing he's ever read. And then Matt K. said he wanted to see your sister is a swimsuit calender.

My E drive is shot, it won't eject. Right now it's got Matt Woo's Bad Religion CD stuck in it.

So if anybody wants to come over and listen to Bad Religion all afternoon ...

OK so that last post about tripping a mama kangaroo was a bit insesitive, and might be one of the reasons I don't have a girlfriend right now. I apologize for my obvious lack of respect for wildlife and motherhood.

If you could pick one person in the world to trip, who would it be?

I would trip a mama kangaroo.

Probably in my top ten posts.

yeee haww

I AM ALIVE!!!

I AM ALIVE!!!

Kix is beautiful.

I don't know about you guys but when I am at partys often I become obsessed with being funny.

So here is one of my jokes that popped up recently. It's about 2 or 3 in the morning and people are trying to find ways home. Either they lost their keys or are too drunk to drive, etc... (Ideal time to get laid)

So this girl wants somebody to drive her car home, and after that she doesn't really have a plan. No one really likes her, and all are trying to get out of driving her home.

So, get this, I ask if she drives a 5-speed or an automatic. She says she drives an automatic, so I says I don't know how to drive an automatic.

So she spends the next ten minutes trying to explain to me how to drive an automatic, and I try to look completely dumfounded.

I've never shared that story with anyone before, and felt that keeping that sort of humor from the world a secret would just be a crime.

Cocoa Puff is really a beautiful name if you strip it of its meaning and connotations.

AMEN TO THAT!!

I nominate d-L3373r.

Not to replace our beloved Monica, who so loved the River she gave herself to it, but to continue on in her spirit.

The 6th street Family video crew is the sexiest it's been since Monica and I left. Girls of Family Video Swimsuit Calendar anyone? (Of course, all employees who pose in the Family Video Swimsuit Calendar have to follow dresscode guidelines, which includes no facial hair, small earrings for women, no peircings, slacks, and a decent haircut.)

My sister's name is Meredith. She has wanted to seduce you for years. I just never thought to mention it.

And if I think that your brother is sexually attractive I would never admit it to anyone.
The cereal name that you want for your future potential niece is....... not Fruit Loop.... Not Apple Jack but perhaps... Captain Crunch or even Cocoa Puff.
Think about it... you can get back to me.

Here's wishing all past present and future beavers a lovely weekend. I'll be canoeing my life away. I hope that I don't fall out of the canoe and DIE! Wish me luck!

M

To which Nelly the bunny replied hopping mad, "there's love in the air, and I'm on the ground."

Billy was Willy
the Wily Beaver's kin
roiling by the rushes
a manic state was he in

Thus Willy inquired of Billy
the source of his current frenzy
Billy swam ever faster, more upset
avoiding the aformentioned topic completely

Yes my sister is pregnant, and she is going to have a girl. I want them to name her after a cereal.

Speaking of getting shagged Monica:

I've been going to the family video store on sixth street and have noticed a new girl working there. She's pretty cute, and has a great smile. I was thinking about asking her out on a date, until I realized she was your sister. Holy Shit!

So, I came to the conclusion that she's been trying to seduce me.

This is the first time one of your sisters has tried to seduce me.

Has my brother ever tried to seduce you, and, question two, do you find my brother sexually attractive?

Oh yeah, more small world shit. I found a place to stay. I am moving into an apartment above the Brewhaus that was once occupied by Denise.

Denise apparantly does find Matt Woo sexually attractive. They had sex two nights ago. Anyway, all this means is that Matt Woo is going to be living on my coach now, because although Denise is planning on moving out, Mat Woo does not plan on going anywhere.. So I will inherit my brother when I move into the apartment. I think that is kind of creepy. At least until Denise and Matt become sexually fustrated and re-establish the ties of their relationship, and Matt moves back in with her.

My step-dad's cpu just crashed. Did you guys hear that?

I read Christopher Hitchen's snooty review of Michael Moore's Farenheit 9/11.

BORING.

I'll just go see the movie, one-side though it may be. It will be a lot more entertaining than Hitchen's overlong, character-assasinating anti-review.

We should invite him to join our blog, to get some real humor and perspective on the world. Imagine: A blurb about the Wily Beaver in the Nation magazine. I can see Katrina vanden Heuvel's puckered lips reading Mike's squirrel jokes, and as her world gains a brief moment of levity, she smiles her beautiful smile.

(Sigh)

I hear that Ben-Jammin is going to be a big brother? Mike... you are going to be double uncle. Congrats!!

OK. Check it. This is what I've been up to lately. I'm currently learning how to do squirrl calls.

"chic kchh chica, kichh - kee kee kee." That means, "I am fucking hating you."

"Keeechh eek chik chik cheeka, chick week chic." Translates into, "I can't find any fucking nuts, fuck you."

"Cheek eech chik wick." Means, "Get out of that fucking tree."

I've learned something from studying squirrls.

According to one unnamed senior al-Qaida associate, various ideas were floated by mujahadeen in Afghanistan, the commission said. The options included taking over a launcher and forcing Russian scientists to fire a nuclear missile at the United States, mounting mustard gas or cyanide attacks against Jewish areas in Iraq or releasing poison gas into the air conditioning system of a targeted building.

This article was stolen by Me, and it was stolen from CNN. This came from the 9-11 commision. Are you geniuses scared yet?

Can you imagine these geniuses taking over a Russian launcher, and then forcing Russian scientists to fire a nuke at the US? Could that really happen? I think we should talk to the Russians about that.

Hey Matt. This is Mike Mann. I am the most popular beaver.

Did you guys hear George Bush fell off his bike? John Kerry asked if it was because he took his training wheels off. How funny is that?

Matt, your "humor is dead" link doesn't work because the site went down after it came to the conclusion that the phrase "(something) is dead" is dead. Now that is funny.

Oh, and also Matt, I cannot come and visit you because I've come to the realization that you are a complete psychopath.

This girl at work today (who has an incredle ass) told me today that she is on anti-psychotics. I wanted to tell her that I knew already, but I kept my mouth shut.

I think we should take anti-psychotics.

All right. All right. I am going to do an impression now:

"I don't know why you people don't get it. Are you really so stupid that you can't see that we are at war with these people. These people want to kill you, and you want to protect them. And that is exactly what is going to happen if you vote for that man. Are you people really that stupid?"

"Actually I wanted to speak to the one with the blue feathers, would you mind asking him to step over here for a moment.

I'd like to talk to him about that pile of shit he deposited on my baby's head while we were walking in the park."

"Hey you two - up on the wire. Would you mind flying down here so I can have a word with you?"

I've tooken up bird calling guys. It's really fun. You make these sounds, and all these birds gather around you.

I'm going to try and sound out my pigean call so I can share my experiance with the rest of you.

It goes like this: "Hey you with the feathers, would you mind stepping over here for a moment?"

I know what I'm going to blog about: how fucking hot it is in this house. Is anybody else fucking hot? I mean really fucking hot.

damn hot

whoo

Hey geniuses (that's my new name for you guys - Geniuses)

In case you geniuses didn't know, I bought a new car. A Mercedes. Yeah. That's right. A Benzo.

So anyway, I just got a lot cooler.

What are you dorks driving these days?

I'm sorry. I meant to say: What are you geniuses driving these days?

I'm managing Joe's Fantasy Baseball league while he's out vacationing in D.C.

The name of his team is nien inch snails - which is a pretty funny name, by all accounts. I think it's German, but I could be wrong.

The team he's put together is a talented bunch, but they're just not performing to the standards that they should be. I'm thinking about using corporal punishment.

that is..... beautifully....


Poetic

It's hard to blog knowing that reagan is dead. I mean, what's the the point anymore?

I feel so sorry for him. Laying there dead in the capital rotonda in Washington. So hard, and dead. And everybody walking around him for hours on end. And him just lying there lifeless. And dead.

So dead.

It's hard to believe that Reagan is dead. At least not until The Onion does an article on it.

It's 1988, Reagans DEAD.

MASS SUICIDE! - does anyone know who sang that song?

"We are the sons of Reagan. Sieg heil!" - Reagan Youth

I'm over at the Komanecky's bashing their chi, and I just realized that the Wily Beavers basically consists of Matt, Moni, Wanless, and myself. What with all the nicknames and all it sounds like their is a lot more of us. Which explains why no one liked my psychic friend joke. I'd be happy if one in ten liked my jokes, and there are really only four people right now participating on the blog.

My parents never explained morning wood to me. That's something that the public schools should make up myths about. I got five dollars for the beaver who can come up with the best morning wood myth.

I think our children would be better off. You are absolutely correct.

All righty then. Tell me if you think this is cool. When you wake up in the morn and you got the stale mouth racket going on, you say: "man, I think the breath fairy visited me and took a shit in my mouth."

That would be a wonderful thing to tell our children.

Booooooo.

All right. Tell me if I'm stupid for thinking this is cool.

I think it would be cool to have a friend who is psychic. But the only thing he can "sense" is wether or not a person in the immediate vicinity has to take a shit.

So imagine a scenerio. Your walking through the park with your psychic friend and a cute girl passes by and says hi. Your psychic friend gets a premonition and then says, "she's really gotta take a shit."

One of my favorites times of the day is just after the Komaneckys have made a fresh batch of coffee, right around five in the evening. Misses Komanecky is usually elbow deep in her hot glue gun, while her son Matthew is usually getting gassed in the other room drinking incredibly strong and bitter coffee.

Matt Komanecky gassed on coffee is really funny stuff.

How come everytime I go over to Matt K's house I get treated like I'm some kind of rabid dog? They (Matt K. and his Mother) are always accusing my of sabatoging their "Chi."

Does anyone else have a similar problem with the Komaneckys?

If so, keep it to yourselves. The Komaneckys are a sensitive bunch and have been known to engage in fits of crying.

I'm pretending to blog right now, so I don't have to help Matt out with his stupid school project. Has anyone else been suckered into helping Matt out with any of his boring projects? Oh my God. I'd rather be anywhere but there helping him. I mean does he know how boring it is? He asks all these questions, and I don't know what to tell him, and I could just care less anyway. It's the pretending that I care that's is most painful.

Have you considered anything gay south of the border matt?

I've heard the most hauntingly uplifting version of "Chapel of Love" by the Dixie Cups sung by an all-gay male vocal choir.

I'm crying just thinking about it.

Or rather, we must recruit the gay Canadians, and get some of that Scottish Glasgow magic.

Hot Hot Heat - Formed Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
Broken Social Scene - Formed 1999 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Belle & Sebastian - Formed 1995 in Glasgow, Scotland
Franz Ferdinand Formed 2001 in Glasgow, Scotland

I need fifteen people a la Belle and Sebastian in my band. We must take music back from the gay Canadians.

I need your help in the creation of my concept album. (It's called a concept album because that is all it will ever be: a concept.)

I want to incorporate a sound, song, lyric, style, tune, melody, instrument, etc. that resonates with you deeply on some level into this album. No sound or song is off limits. The more diverse, the better.

Give me your most special songs people. We are going to rip them off and call them our "influences."


---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Notes on the greatest recording of all time.


Track listing and album flow
The trick and talent will be a successfull merging of musical styles

It must have the right amount of diversity: Ask yourself, "What's missing?"


The track order and composition WILL change
1. Vocal choirwork beautiful harmonies/male-female

2. Grinding hellcore

3. 80's throwback/Joy Division/meloncholy/bursts of energy

4. Sounds like: British Sea Power - Apologies To Insect Life
"Oh Fyodor you are the most attractive man
Oh Fyodor you are the most attractive man I know,
Your Russian heart is strong and has been bleeding for too long"

5. RIPOFF: HOT HOT HEAT - Make Up The Breakdown
"Bandages on my legs and my arms from you
Bandages, bandages, bandages"


6. Hip-hop lyrical stylings of the street/underground

7. Erik Fliege obsessive compulsive droning track with guitar/drum machine orgasm buildup

8. Ambient break - rising into faster beats/ becoming aphex twin

9. expoding into lo-fi feminist punk/Le tigre/ sleater-kinney

10. Bagpipe music for a funeral


11. synth-mod-hipster coffee drinker beat -
doot doot doot doot doot doot
doot doot doot doot doot doot
dee dee doot

12. a Bob Dylan moment

13. The word "utilitarianism"

14. Calculator Math Rock: screaming horror choruses in between the most whiny, bittersweet, sentimental, "you're are part of Meeeee!" emo crap. 2 + 7 = I hate your guts go!

15. playing cards

16. 50's "gee yr swell" ballad. This is to be our first single.

17. Respectful quality folk. Doc Watson bluegrass finger-plucking brilliance. Seqway into Really quiet movie jazz. Trumpet sounds to guide us through the bees, mostly quiet.

18 -40. ?

It's a standard "kill hippie" dream, nothing to worry about. Let's focus on the joy you felt about being excommunicated from California.

Most people would upset if they were denied travel to and from a place, but you were "overjoyed", why?

matt--------- I'm in the library... 3rd floor.... save me

delusions of grandeur are beginning to set in

The library is a cold, cold place to be this Tuesday morning. Somebody turn up the freakin heat!
This environment is NOT conducive to studying.

Everywhere I go in this town I see Matt Komanecky. Is this some kind of a curse????


HELP!

who is "me"?

I finally found a roomate. and he is me.

Totally sane.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Check out Neck Face ya'll. His work is sane.

Have any of you beavers been paying attention to this Neck Face artist? He's graffiti man coming out of Boston. Anyway, I think we should put some of his graffiti up on the blog.

Why don't you get started on that Matt K?

I took an on-line questionnaire to figure out which candidate I have to vote for, and the results are in. Apparently I really like John Kerry, but I also like Bush.

Are you really Howard Dean?

LOVE AND TRACTORS
Did you love a tractor? Have you fallen in love on a tractor? We want to hear you love & tractor stories. Send us your story at ....

Ok. that's more like it.

YOUR PRINCESS MOMENT
Send us a story of when you were acting like a princess and you could win a PRINCESS DIARIES library, five books, signed by the author Meg Cabot! Send us your story at...

Ok. that is insane.

I didn't know you were operating on two blogs Beaver Dean.

How come I was never invited to this other blog, and is the answer to that last question "because you are afraid I'll take over as most popular blogger?"

Anyway. wh't's the url on th's oth'r bl"g? And are th'y as big on contr'action's as we are on t'his blog?

"I never knew anyone from Saskatchewan who didn't know how to dial a telephone." Author, unkown song on the radio.

I like Zen Buddhism.

In Zen Buddhism you can say one thing definitively and mean the exact opposite at the same time, like "less is more."

What?

"Always keep a diamond in your mind." Wait, that was Tom Waits, but it is kind of Zen.

"I am overrun by tiny ants, crawling on my arms as I rest my wrists on the keyboard." That is for real, not Zen at all. I really do have ants crawling everywhere at my work.

Another reason I haven't been blogging is because I've been a bit depressed due to the fact that I haven't had sex in a long time and my Grandpa died.

So If any of you beavers know somebody who could help me out with a hummer, or bring my Grandpa back to life, that would be great.

Does anyone have any suggestions for some good pirate movies? I just got done watching Pirates of Silicon Valley and Pirates - a film by Roman Polanski.

Next on my list is Ice Pirates and The Pirates and The Jews Invade Cairo - recommeded by my good Arab friend from my Job - Faruk.

Faruk's pretty cool. He's always trying to convince everybody at work that he's not an Iraqi or a terrorist. It's really funny.

I see Howard Dean has joined our Blog. I think that's wonderful. I would like to take this oppurtunity to challenge him to an arm wrestling match. ? No. On second thought I think it would be wiser to challenge him to a long jump competition. Yee ha!

I like John Kerry. He reminds me of the second step-father that I never had. However, I agree with the commercials that are attacking Kerry for not being good at national defense. I'm afraid that if he does become president he will fly an airplane into a major building. I'm think something like that might have a devestating affect on the moral of Americans.

Speaking of the morale of Americans, whatever happened to all the pro-war rallies?

Nice job Monica! You're really pushing out the nieces and nephews.

I apologize for my absence from the beav, but I had another horrible farming accident and had to wait for my fingers to grow back.

For those of you keeping track that's twice that's happened.

Congratulations.... I'm an aunt!! (again)

It's always good to start out with a plan to lose
that way they can truly call themselves losers

They could have. But that would ruin there plans to lose the election.

and last, but certainly most least (hmmm)

Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Michael............. Happy birthday to you................

is anybody here a resume expert? (not you Matt--I know YOU aren't)

aren't friends supposed to be "flowers. beautiful flowers"?

I second that.


On another topic, here's one of my pet peeves.
I hate it when people say, "Can I ask you a favor?"
It really irritates me. Why don't they just ask me the fucking question? I'll either say yes or no. Are they poorly trying to trick me into continuing to say yes to whatever they say after that? After I allow them to ask me for the favor does that set a precedence that I must now agree to said favor in some sort of weird social contract? From now on when ever someone says that to me I'm just going to say no. NO NO NO!

BORING!!

Oh my Dearest Matt,
I thank thee for thoust promptest reply. However, I haft decideth to go forthwith a song entitled "We Are (eth) thy World" The elements of persuasion are abounding (if that's a word) in thus song.
Have a most Beauticious day.
Yours Sincerely,
Monica

Sisco - The Thong Song: Persuades women across America to show everyone there underwear. (Wearing thongs is more acceptable and popular now)

"(Whoa)
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
(Ooh)

CHORUS

(I like it when the beat goes da na da na)
(Baby make your booty go da na da na)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
(That thong th thong thong thong)"

Prince - 1999: Convinces the listener to hurry up and party before the new year's bash ends and we all die.

"If U didn't come 2 party, don't bother knockin' on my door
I got a lion in my pocket and, baby, he's ready 2 roar (Yeah)
Everybody's got a bomb, we could all die any day (Oh)
But before I let that happen, I'll dance my life away
Oh, they say 2000 zero zero party over, oops, out of time!
(We're runnin' out of time)
So 2night I'm gonna party like it's 1999! (We gonna, we gonna, oh!)
Say it one more time
2000 zero zero party over, oops, out of time! (No, no)"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

That is all I have to say today.

I need help quickly. I need lyrics to a song. Any song where the lyrics are persuasive will do..... can anybeave help? PLEASE!!!

no howard. I'm not pissed. Didn't you read..... Monica doesn't get pissed.

"If Monica doesn't get pissed, how can she not like Howard Dean?" - Howard Dean

Did I piss you off somehow?