I'll be hosting beaver ball tryouts this afternoon at the pickball courts in Lion's Pride Park. It located directly across the street from the new Hot Dog Station where you can buy one of their tasty Turkey sandwiches after the tryouts! Bring your Beaver flippers and remember: have fun!

Sometime this week a 70 dollar broom was stolen off of the porch of one of our more distinguished beavers. I'm proposing we put together a Beaver Neighborhood Posse Watch to discourage this type of behavior from happening on our big beautiful porches. Strap on your claws, kids. There is an enemy within our mist. The world is and always was a dangerous place for beavers. Now and forever we stand on our two hind legs and fight for what is right.