Totally sane.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Check out Neck Face ya'll. His work is sane.

Have any of you beavers been paying attention to this Neck Face artist? He's graffiti man coming out of Boston. Anyway, I think we should put some of his graffiti up on the blog.

Why don't you get started on that Matt K?

I took an on-line questionnaire to figure out which candidate I have to vote for, and the results are in. Apparently I really like John Kerry, but I also like Bush.

Are you really Howard Dean?

LOVE AND TRACTORS
Did you love a tractor? Have you fallen in love on a tractor? We want to hear you love & tractor stories. Send us your story at ....

Ok. that's more like it.

YOUR PRINCESS MOMENT
Send us a story of when you were acting like a princess and you could win a PRINCESS DIARIES library, five books, signed by the author Meg Cabot! Send us your story at...

Ok. that is insane.

I didn't know you were operating on two blogs Beaver Dean.

How come I was never invited to this other blog, and is the answer to that last question "because you are afraid I'll take over as most popular blogger?"

Anyway. wh't's the url on th's oth'r bl"g? And are th'y as big on contr'action's as we are on t'his blog?

"I never knew anyone from Saskatchewan who didn't know how to dial a telephone." Author, unkown song on the radio.

I like Zen Buddhism.

In Zen Buddhism you can say one thing definitively and mean the exact opposite at the same time, like "less is more."

What?

"Always keep a diamond in your mind." Wait, that was Tom Waits, but it is kind of Zen.

"I am overrun by tiny ants, crawling on my arms as I rest my wrists on the keyboard." That is for real, not Zen at all. I really do have ants crawling everywhere at my work.

Another reason I haven't been blogging is because I've been a bit depressed due to the fact that I haven't had sex in a long time and my Grandpa died.

So If any of you beavers know somebody who could help me out with a hummer, or bring my Grandpa back to life, that would be great.

Does anyone have any suggestions for some good pirate movies? I just got done watching Pirates of Silicon Valley and Pirates - a film by Roman Polanski.

Next on my list is Ice Pirates and The Pirates and The Jews Invade Cairo - recommeded by my good Arab friend from my Job - Faruk.

Faruk's pretty cool. He's always trying to convince everybody at work that he's not an Iraqi or a terrorist. It's really funny.

I see Howard Dean has joined our Blog. I think that's wonderful. I would like to take this oppurtunity to challenge him to an arm wrestling match. ? No. On second thought I think it would be wiser to challenge him to a long jump competition. Yee ha!

I like John Kerry. He reminds me of the second step-father that I never had. However, I agree with the commercials that are attacking Kerry for not being good at national defense. I'm afraid that if he does become president he will fly an airplane into a major building. I'm think something like that might have a devestating affect on the moral of Americans.

Speaking of the morale of Americans, whatever happened to all the pro-war rallies?

Nice job Monica! You're really pushing out the nieces and nephews.

I apologize for my absence from the beav, but I had another horrible farming accident and had to wait for my fingers to grow back.

For those of you keeping track that's twice that's happened.

Congratulations.... I'm an aunt!! (again)