"Fuck you and your Heinz condiments!" -Howard Dean

"Can I speak to your fry cook?" - Howard Dean

"These fuck*** corndogs cost too much!"

Here is a little Howard Dean humor for all you wiley beavers out there........

Dean is a doctor but he acts more like a postal worker!" —Jay Leno

Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard — cut back on the Red Bull." —David Letterman

Howard Dean finished in third — his lead lasted about as long as Britney Spears' marriage." —Craig Kilborn

Hello Beavers
Thanks to everyone for the birthday cards. I truly appreciate it. This is the only time of the year when I feel that I can expect Attention from everyone. I love it. The memphis trip was okay. The weather was beautiful.

As for Howard Dean at the cozy dog.... i hope he was able to illicit many illinois voters in to promising him their votes.

Was he swearing profusely like John Kerry?

Beavers!!! You're never going to guess who I saw today at the Cozy Dog. It was Howard Dean. He was making a scene - apparently all riled up about the price of corn dogs. Man does he ever have a pair of lungs.