Cocoa Puff is really a beautiful name if you strip it of its meaning and connotations.

AMEN TO THAT!!

I nominate d-L3373r.

Not to replace our beloved Monica, who so loved the River she gave herself to it, but to continue on in her spirit.

The 6th street Family video crew is the sexiest it's been since Monica and I left. Girls of Family Video Swimsuit Calendar anyone? (Of course, all employees who pose in the Family Video Swimsuit Calendar have to follow dresscode guidelines, which includes no facial hair, small earrings for women, no peircings, slacks, and a decent haircut.)

My sister's name is Meredith. She has wanted to seduce you for years. I just never thought to mention it.

And if I think that your brother is sexually attractive I would never admit it to anyone.
The cereal name that you want for your future potential niece is....... not Fruit Loop.... Not Apple Jack but perhaps... Captain Crunch or even Cocoa Puff.
Think about it... you can get back to me.

Here's wishing all past present and future beavers a lovely weekend. I'll be canoeing my life away. I hope that I don't fall out of the canoe and DIE! Wish me luck!

M

To which Nelly the bunny replied hopping mad, "there's love in the air, and I'm on the ground."

Billy was Willy
the Wily Beaver's kin
roiling by the rushes
a manic state was he in

Thus Willy inquired of Billy
the source of his current frenzy
Billy swam ever faster, more upset
avoiding the aformentioned topic completely

Yes my sister is pregnant, and she is going to have a girl. I want them to name her after a cereal.

Speaking of getting shagged Monica:

I've been going to the family video store on sixth street and have noticed a new girl working there. She's pretty cute, and has a great smile. I was thinking about asking her out on a date, until I realized she was your sister. Holy Shit!

So, I came to the conclusion that she's been trying to seduce me.

This is the first time one of your sisters has tried to seduce me.

Has my brother ever tried to seduce you, and, question two, do you find my brother sexually attractive?

Oh yeah, more small world shit. I found a place to stay. I am moving into an apartment above the Brewhaus that was once occupied by Denise.

Denise apparantly does find Matt Woo sexually attractive. They had sex two nights ago. Anyway, all this means is that Matt Woo is going to be living on my coach now, because although Denise is planning on moving out, Mat Woo does not plan on going anywhere.. So I will inherit my brother when I move into the apartment. I think that is kind of creepy. At least until Denise and Matt become sexually fustrated and re-establish the ties of their relationship, and Matt moves back in with her.

My step-dad's cpu just crashed. Did you guys hear that?

I read Christopher Hitchen's snooty review of Michael Moore's Farenheit 9/11.

BORING.

I'll just go see the movie, one-side though it may be. It will be a lot more entertaining than Hitchen's overlong, character-assasinating anti-review.

We should invite him to join our blog, to get some real humor and perspective on the world. Imagine: A blurb about the Wily Beaver in the Nation magazine. I can see Katrina vanden Heuvel's puckered lips reading Mike's squirrel jokes, and as her world gains a brief moment of levity, she smiles her beautiful smile.

(Sigh)

I hear that Ben-Jammin is going to be a big brother? Mike... you are going to be double uncle. Congrats!!