Nevermind.

Hey douche bags. Help me change my name. I'm here at Matt's and he can't figure it out either.

you guys are all crazy .
I agree with you uncle mike.... Whatever.
You boys are invited over for a couple a beers on monday night after i get home from school. (if you want) i won't be up too late cuz i got school on Tuesday at 8 a.m.

whatever.

Yall bitches can't touch gasbag!

He be my homey so I don't wanna hear shit being talked.

The gasbag has passed his gas, and died. Goodnight Gasbag. Have fun in hell.

What a mental image I just got. Thanks, Professor.

My Dick=The most profound instrument EVER!

Whatever you do, don't think about my penis!




ha ha ha you're thinking about it, aren't you?

The Hours = Most profound movie EVER!

A gentleman wanders around the campus of a college looking for the library. He approaches a student and asked, "Excuse me young man. Would you be good enough and tell me where the library is at?"

The student, in a very arrogant and belittling tone, replied, "I sorry, sir, but at this school, we are taught never to end a sentence with a preposition!"

The gentleman smiled, and in a very apologetic tone replied, "I beg your pardon. Please allow me to rephrase my question. Would you be good enough to tell me where the library is at, asshole?"

Profession Jokes - Linguists

Is Flatulent Gasbag dead???

Scallywag is the word of the day.

Oh, Professor Murder, you scallywag.

Sounds like you let your boss walk all over you. Working in a hostile enviroment is counterproductive.

I'd cut that bitch.

Today's word is: subordinate

As in, "When I have a meeting with my boss, she lets me know that I'm subordinate."

Main Entry: sub·or·di·nate
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English subordinat, from Medieval Latin subordinatus, past participle of subordinare to subordinate, from Latin sub- + ordinare to order -- more at ORDAIN
Date: 15th century
1 : placed in or occupying a lower class, rank, or position : INFERIOR
2 : submissive to or controlled by authority
3 a : of, relating to, or constituting a clause that functions as a noun, adjective, or adverb b : SUBORDINATING

Godwin's Law prov. [Usenet] "As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one." There is a tradition in many groups that, once this occurs, that thread is over, and whoever mentioned the Nazis has automatically lost whatever argument was in progress. Godwin's Law thus practically guarantees the existence of an upper bound on thread length in those groups. However there is also a widely- recognized codicil that any intentional triggering of Godwin's Law in order to invoke its thread-ending effects will be unsuccessful.

Damn you BLOGGER!!!!

Let my people post!

yo yo yo that's what I'M saying you know!

Hey Matt, I think I hear the bandwagon coming. Better hop on it!

Why couldn't I post all weekend? I tried and I tried and the professor be pissed now.

Go Cubbies

I've always been of cub fan, of course.