I'm looking forward to the new woody allen movie - starring christina ricci in her underwear.

I bet woody's wanted her since her role as a 12-year-old nymph in "the proffessional."

So yeah - he's a sick fuck, but somebody eventually had to do a movie with ricci in her panties.

About the Vampire vs. Werevolf movie Underworld:

"Wiseman, who has an extensive background in art direction, has art directed this film to death."
-- Kevin Courrier, BOXOFFICE MAGAZINE

No, it just came out, but I wanna see it. I saw desperado on cable the other night, and enjoyed it for what it was: a Pulp fiction-like shoot-em-up.

"It's drivin me nuts!!!"

Have you beavers seen the new sexy and erotic pirate movie?


It's rated Arrrrr.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

okay, stop me if you've heard this one............ A pirate walks into a bar with a huge steering wheel down his pants. The bartender can't help but ask, "what's with the steering wheel?" the pirate says, " It's drivin me nuts!!!"

Joe, I'll see ya there.

Arrgh. I'm hungover like a pirate. I need a parrot.

I'm a perturbed, parrotless pirate.

What a small world. What is the play aboot?

Joe,
My boyfriend is going to be helping on sets and other things for a play that was co-written by none other than you. are you going to be AT the play?

*Singing continues* it's a small world after all, it's a small small world

*singing* it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all

Just checking in.

Hello indeed. Welcome to Bloggerspace (TM - Trademarked by Matt Komanecky). I'm listening to a blood, sweat, and tears song called Lucretia MacEvil. It's funky as hell. Outta sight.

Mark, some things you should know about this blog: nobody reads it, people rarely post, and nobody cares what you say. So if there is some deep dark secret you want to get off your chest, this is the private, confidential place to do it.

Cheers.

Bring back the new science, Prof.

Mike, what is the deal on the show, bro?

Matt, the old professor gots some info on that girl you be trippin about. Seems ole dog dating her broke up with her last night. That's 3 mofo's that the professor be knowin that dated that trick and walked away with the quickness. Damn. Don't be too sad homey.

For all yall that care, Professor Murder is be bouncing out of town for the next week to learn some new science to drop on yall. Won't be able to read or post.

Professor Murder ain't gonna make it. Some dumb bitch gots to get gat instead.

I'll see you there, along with the professor.

The professor will be there spying on the exchange.

Attn Mr. Clotfelter... You can tell him that I DID in fact tape the broadcast. I'll bring it to the dropoff point (i.e. the Brewhaus) tonight at 10 sharp. Tell him to be there or be SQUARE>

Mattie--
I have class until 9:30 and then I just wanted to go out for about an hour and a half. IS that cool?

It's a miracle. I was not surprised though.

Did you her Johnny Cash rose from the dead.

First person since Jesus.

Good morning everyone. Stop me, oh uh oh, stop me, if you think that you've heard this one before.

Jim Muir is turning 50 today. (high kick) 50 years old!

Eric has expressed interest in going to the plaid show. It's on. What is the date, again?

Monica, I'll go out, and that is the core of the cool people. You and I will be the nucleus of hip, and various 24 hour party people will be attracted to us. I saw that movie by the way. The scence with the poisoned pidgeons falling out of the sky works on two levels. I'll say one word: Icarus. If you don't know what that means, you should read more.

Mattie,
Are you guys going out tomorrow night?

Protesters maintain Cancun pressure