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Friday, February 03, 2006
Thursday, February 02, 2006
GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
Please Return the “I Heart Female Orgasm” Banner
The “I Heart Female Orgasm” Banner was stolen from the Brookens Auditorium Tuesday night. If you return it to the Women's Center by Thursday 2-2-06, there will be no reprimand. The Women's Center would like to reuse the banner in the future. If you have information as to the banner's location, please contact Carrie Bauer.
From the UIS Student - Official Information DL email (2-2-06).
Please Return the “I Heart Female Orgasm” Banner
The “I Heart Female Orgasm” Banner was stolen from the Brookens Auditorium Tuesday night. If you return it to the Women's Center by Thursday 2-2-06, there will be no reprimand. The Women's Center would like to reuse the banner in the future. If you have information as to the banner's location, please contact Carrie Bauer.
From the UIS Student - Official Information DL email (2-2-06).
Sexist jokes
A sexist joke is one that expresses the sexist belief that one gender or sex is somehow superior to the other. These are usually told nowadays in conjunction with the Sick Joke category, meaning that they are not intended to be funny because the speaker holds that opinion, but that they are funny for the shock value.
Examples
Q: Why did God invent yeast infections?
A: So that women too would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt!
Q: Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?
A: To get oxygen to his brain!
Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she was a woman!
Q: A woman gets hit by a car. Whose fault is it?
A: It's the woman's fault - what was she doing outside the kitchen?
Q: A woman gets hit by a bike. Whose fault is it?
A: It's the driver's fault for driving into a kitchen.
Q: Why do they slap babies on the bottom when they're born?
A: To knock the dicks off the stupid ones.
A sexist joke is one that expresses the sexist belief that one gender or sex is somehow superior to the other. These are usually told nowadays in conjunction with the Sick Joke category, meaning that they are not intended to be funny because the speaker holds that opinion, but that they are funny for the shock value.
Examples
Q: Why did God invent yeast infections?
A: So that women too would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt!
Q: Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?
A: To get oxygen to his brain!
Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she was a woman!
Q: A woman gets hit by a car. Whose fault is it?
A: It's the woman's fault - what was she doing outside the kitchen?
Q: A woman gets hit by a bike. Whose fault is it?
A: It's the driver's fault for driving into a kitchen.
Q: Why do they slap babies on the bottom when they're born?
A: To knock the dicks off the stupid ones.
Monday, January 30, 2006
12. Barbara Bush
"she remarked of poor people displaced by Hurricane Katrina, 'What I’m hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas.' A true aristocrat, she sees poor people as another species."
The Aristocrats. That was a funny movie. The punchline is better if you think of Barbara Bush as one of the family members who walk into the talent agent's office. Seriously, she should shit on stage, have her son sodomize her, and then role around in piss.
What? Bob Saget can say it but I can't?
"she remarked of poor people displaced by Hurricane Katrina, 'What I’m hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas.' A true aristocrat, she sees poor people as another species."
The Aristocrats. That was a funny movie. The punchline is better if you think of Barbara Bush as one of the family members who walk into the talent agent's office. Seriously, she should shit on stage, have her son sodomize her, and then role around in piss.
What? Bob Saget can say it but I can't?
This week's homework assignment:
Object-Oriented Linked List Programming Project
Overview and Objectives
This assignment will give you an opportunity to work more deeply with a objects in a linked list.
Assessment
This activity is worth 20 points.
The program must compile successfully. (0 points if it doesn't)
The program must execute without java runtime errors and reasonably accomplish the assigned task. (8 points)
The program must contain programming style elements. Inline comments explaining what is going on, and/or command line printouts describing what is happening at runtime. (2 points)
Analysis and discussion in the Blackboard discussion board (10 points).
Instructions
Based on the existing specifications of a linked list (see the LinkedListTester.java file), you will be creating an object of your own choosing, declaring and instatiating it, and then manipulating it within a linked list.
Requirements: Create an object of your own choosing. It could be class lightbulb with one variable indicating on or off. Any object will do.
Inside the LinkedListTester.java, create a function that instantiates your object, fills it with data, inserts, manipulates, and deletes it from a linked list. Examples are available in the file.
100 manipulations are required. For example, 20 insertions at the beginning of the list, 20 insertions at the end of the list, 40 deletions,10 retrievals, 10 find positions, plus one full iteration.
Must use get, add, set, remove, findPos, and ListIterator.
Upload your LinkedListTester.java file to Blackboard Linked Lists Homework 2 assignment area AND to the Linked List discussion board. Describe your object, how you manipulated it, and summarize your results in 150-300 words. Reply to at least one other post.
Object-Oriented Linked List Programming Project
Overview and Objectives
This assignment will give you an opportunity to work more deeply with a objects in a linked list.
Assessment
This activity is worth 20 points.
The program must compile successfully. (0 points if it doesn't)
The program must execute without java runtime errors and reasonably accomplish the assigned task. (8 points)
The program must contain programming style elements. Inline comments explaining what is going on, and/or command line printouts describing what is happening at runtime. (2 points)
Analysis and discussion in the Blackboard discussion board (10 points).
Instructions
Based on the existing specifications of a linked list (see the LinkedListTester.java file), you will be creating an object of your own choosing, declaring and instatiating it, and then manipulating it within a linked list.
Requirements: Create an object of your own choosing. It could be class lightbulb with one variable indicating on or off. Any object will do.
Inside the LinkedListTester.java, create a function that instantiates your object, fills it with data, inserts, manipulates, and deletes it from a linked list. Examples are available in the file.
100 manipulations are required. For example, 20 insertions at the beginning of the list, 20 insertions at the end of the list, 40 deletions,10 retrievals, 10 find positions, plus one full iteration.
Must use get, add, set, remove, findPos, and ListIterator.
Upload your LinkedListTester.java file to Blackboard Linked Lists Homework 2 assignment area AND to the Linked List discussion board. Describe your object, how you manipulated it, and summarize your results in 150-300 words. Reply to at least one other post.
Holy Shit! 39. Dr. David Hager (What a beast!)
"The author of books like Stress and the Woman’s Body and As Jesus Cared for Women, Hager repeatedly sodomized his ex-wife for years against her will..."
Sentence: A three-day group ramming by the multi-dildoed Oregon chapter of NOW, after which Hager will walk with a pronounced limp, never to regain control of his sphincter, and discover himself to be inexplicably pregnant.
What a republican!
"The author of books like Stress and the Woman’s Body and As Jesus Cared for Women, Hager repeatedly sodomized his ex-wife for years against her will..."
Sentence: A three-day group ramming by the multi-dildoed Oregon chapter of NOW, after which Hager will walk with a pronounced limp, never to regain control of his sphincter, and discover himself to be inexplicably pregnant.
What a republican!
I prefer to post my secrets completely out in public. I'm always humiliated, but I'm not a coward.
Fuck those anonymous whiny babies.
News flash: "You are the sum total of all your failures." That's how we learn.
Oh, and for the girl in her boyfriend's brothers room about to kiss him at three in the am, you suck.
I hope he doesn't die in Iraq either. That would be such a loss.
Fuck those anonymous whiny babies.
News flash: "You are the sum total of all your failures." That's how we learn.
Oh, and for the girl in her boyfriend's brothers room about to kiss him at three in the am, you suck.
I hope he doesn't die in Iraq either. That would be such a loss.
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