Next time you put a peta link up I'm going to put some execution links up.

I can't watch that stuff. I'm literally sick to my stomach.

Guess who loves PETA? Pam Anderson, J-Lo, and Me!

Pam Anderson Releases Explicit New Video Watch now.

http://www.petatv.com/

Next time try putting some chayanne pepper on his back when he's not looking. I heard it hurts like hell when they start sweating.

I've hit that dude a couple of times. It doesn't work. Just call him a fag. That usually works with guys. Can we say "fag?"

I don't know if you guys are into this war or not, but we've really been kicking terrorist ass these last 48 hours.

Serious terrorist ass.

They in turn have been blowing the hell out of a bunch of civilians. But you'll have that I suppose.

Any of you guys seen the big game of "freak the fuck out" they played at the Capital this morning?

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What Pop Culture looks like when he gets his whiskey, or the Illigitimate child of Bill O' Reilly?

The reason you find an army of right-wingers ratcheting on the radio and so few liberals is simple: Republicans are in need of affirmation, they don't feel comfortable in America and they crave listening to people who think like them. Liberals actually enjoy living in a free society; tuning in to hear an echo is not our idea of a good time. - Garrison Keillor

I thought you liberals might like that. Personally I prefer the echo of Fox News. 24/7

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Saudi Princess

This is what Pop Culture looks like when he wakes up without his whiskey. Make not of the girl to the right of him.

These are the twenty most powerful jedi, ranked 1 - 20. Enjoy.

1. Luke Skywalker
2. Yoda (bisexual jedi)
3. Aenon Jurtis (Ancient Jedi Master)
4. Obi-Wan Kenobi
5. Kaja Sinis (The Very First Jedi and Founder of the Jedi Order)
6. Mace Windu (Very first Negroid jedi)
7. Ben Skywalker (Son of Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade)
8. Plo Koon (first Jew jedi)
9. Anakin Skywalker
10. Ce Ce Denowai (Most Powerful Female Jedi of All Time)
11. Kyle Katarn
12. Ki Adi Mundi
13. Princess Leia Organa Solo (loosest jedi)
14. Mara Jade Skywalker
15. Kit Fisto (first Queer jedi)
16. Qui-Gon Jinn
17. Shintor Beerus (Ancient Jedi Master)
18. Yendar Platis (Ancient six-armed Jedi Master)
19. Bontu Sitmus (Whill Jedi Master Who Taught Yoda)
20. Anakin Solo (Son of Han Solo and Princess Leia)

I thought you nerds might like that.

Fox News just aired the audio of a gun shot suicide on a 911 call. They led up to that story by talking about Tino Martinez's string of five days hitting a homerun.

What the fuckkk is Fox News' obsession with the Yankees?

In other news: that "gernade" thrown at GW was actually just a pine comb that fell from a tree.

The tree still missed.

Here's a little morality tale about the date rape drug, ghb.

My friend from college (Kevin) started hanging out with this sexy sophomore girl who slept with a lot of guys. I think it was around 57. Or 67. To the guys she didn't give it to she would shower naked with them, but wouldn't let them touch her vagina or boobs. I never got to shower naked with her.

This girl used to take gbh with her ex-boyfriend before she started to see Kevin. They would do it for fun at night, then wake up the next morning having no idea what happened the night before.

One night while Kevin was over at her place, the girl's ex came over and was real pissed off. He started screaming "whore" from outside her apartment window and banging on her door.

This was one of the nights when Kevin that he had a good chance at being Mr 58, but because of the interuption nothing happened.

Kevin eventually left her apartment building and found that her ex had carved into her door, "Kevin, she had herpes." Which was a nice bit of information to have, and it was true - along with many other diseases which would have taken too long carve on someone's door while on ghb.

Which is the point of my story here. The girl's ex never remembered carving anything on her door, or screaming at her window. He was too fucked up on the date rape drug to remember any of that. The point is . . . ghb saved my friend from getting herpes.

Quick Quiz. Who does this quote belong to?

"I summon my blue-eyed slaves anytime it pleases me. I command the Americans to send me their bravest soldiers to die for me. Anytime I clap my hands a stupid genie called the American ambassador appears to do my bidding. When the Americans die in my service their bodies are frozen in metal boxes by the US Embassy and American airplanes carry them away, as if they never existed. Truly, America is my favorite slave."

Thanks Matt.

One of my life passions is bashing Scientology, so I customized my Google News page to send me related news items on the subject. Mostly, the news centers around Hollywood one of its biggest stars, Tom Cruise.

‘Spiegel’ Grills Cruise About Scientology, Reporter Lives

As part of our new all-Cruise format, we present this interview with Steven Spielberg and Tom Cruise to promote War of the Worlds in German magazine Spiegel, which took a startling turn away from the typical canned, junket-flavored fare when the reporter started asking surprisingly pointed questions about Cruise’s involvement in the Church of L.Ron:

SPIEGEL: Do you see it as your job to recruit new followers for Scientology?

Cruise: I’m a helper. For instance, I myself have helped hundreds of people get off drugs. In Scientology, we have the only successful drug rehabilitation program in the world. It’s called Narconon. (Chubby's comments: "'the only successful drug rehabilitation program in the world'? What a megalomaniacal, misinformed dunderhead!")

SPIEGEL: That’s not correct. Yours is never mentioned among the recognized detox programs. Independent experts warn against it because it is rooted in pseudo science.

Cruise: You don’t understand what I am saying. It’s a statistically proven fact that there is only one successful drug rehabilitation program in the world. Period.
(Chubby's comments: "Again, what a dick.")

SPIEGEL: With all due respect, we doubt that...

In the Pat Kingsley Era of Tom Cruise image control, the interview would’ve ended right there, with a gunshot and an assistant cleaning the transgressing reporter’s brains off a promotional one-sheet on the wall behind him, followed by the immediate shutdown of the entire German press. But in Cruise’s brave new world of Scientology glasnost, the talk continued, and the journalist lived—as far as we know.

Make sure you read the interview. The part where Spielberg tries to protect his star by comparing Cruise’s passion for Scientology to his own work for Holocaust awareness (and then is forced to back off the comparison when the reporter calls bullshit) is priceless.

* Actor Tom Cruise Opens Up about his Beliefs in the Church of Scientology [Spiegel Online English Site]

* Scientology Kills