my bosses at the olive garden have become very strict lateley about our uniforms. now the cooks have to tuck in their white shirts into their black slacks, and wear a hospitaliano button with our names on it. my "flare" is a button that says "this is not a fugazi button"
i was suprised that 4 of the people i who worked there actually got it..

on that note:

"it's not what your'e buying, it's what your selling."

my next button is going to read: "this is not an olive garden button"+

My neighbors are out of town for the weekend, and their cats have decided to make my apartment their apartment for the next couple of days. One of their kitties is so damn fat that everytime she jumps on my chair it feels like the whole chair is gonna tip over and fling me out the window. That's a damn fat cat.

Nice lullaby Matt. the lullabys are better sung then written. why don't you call up us beavers a little later tonight

should i feel stupid that i don't understand saturday night live jokes, or should i feel smarter?

Brahms Lullaby (Lullaby and Good Night)

Lullaby and good night, with roses bedight
With lilies o'er spread is baby's wee bed
Lay thee down now and rest, may thy slumber be blessed
Lay thee down now and rest, may thy slumber be blessed

Lullaby and good night, thy mother's delight
Bright angels beside my darling abide
They will guard thee at rest, thou shalt wake on my breast
They will guard thee at rest, thou shalt wake on my breast

MATT again, i must decline your offer. must SLEEP!

Anybody wanna go to a party tonight? It is at a girl named Mary's house, a going away party for her friend.

I want a bumper sticker that says, "Like words on a bumper sticker..." or "Read my Bumper sticker".

BOOOOOO

Matt........ I can't make it. Tell him I said hello. Wish I could go But not possible

Monica, Eric is making a rare appearance tonight out at the bars. I hope you can join us. Give me a call since I can't find your number.

NOTE: DSL allows you to split your phone and PC connection and have them on the same line. That is what I do!

Brian I use DSL because it's faster than dial up. I plan on buying a new computer in a few months also with a cd burner so I will be downloading a lot of music.

Monica, what do you primarily use your DSL for? I'm a big computer nerd so I do many things to experiment with, but as a non-computer nerd what is main application?

Oh, go to my home website if your really really bored. http://gb.galapagos4.com

Some great words I've just recalled that I can't get out of my freakin head

Just like every cowboy sings a sad sad song
Every rose has it's thorn

Matt, I only have one home number and the ringer is turned off. I don't ever answer that. It's strictly there for DSL purposes. I turned my cell off by accident. ( i dropped it and didn't realize it was off) SORRY! I discovered it this morning. 8-( I thought you had just changed your mind.

I have two home numbers of yours and a cell. I called 'em all.

Matt,
What number did you call? The funny guy I told you about before is David Sedaris. I've got all of his books. He writes essays that arejust Hilarious. The other author is the one that wrote Sellevision (the one i was telling you about). His name is Burroughs. He also wrote one called Running With Scissors (which I am reading next.)

That is such a sad story. I feel sorry for the rich guy. He must have moved "from the table" to Mars.

You know who else is funny: Ann Coulter. In today's column she says that Lott is a Democrat (because of his Dixiecrat roots). She goes on to say that Republicans have to be careful of letting Democrats into their party, since they are racist. She must not have read her other columns where she points out how all Muslim-Americans are terrorists.
She is still a genious. I mean, calling Trent Lott a Democrat? I never would have thought of that. Brilliant.

Monica, I tried calling you last night, but I must not have called the right number. I thought of a good Christmas present. Let me borrow some of those books you have read. You were telling us before of a funny author here on the Blog. Any other other books or authors of note you are interested in or recommend?

I don't like it when they beat up the black guy.

I don't get it.

Jose Conseco filed for the third largest bankruptcy in the United States last night. How much steroids do you have to take to be 6.5 billion dollars in debt?

I wouldn't go that far.

It was an atrocimacy I say!!!

2 - States. We need 2 states.

There's no culture. There's no spies.

I was reading a web site that was asking for "nostradamus" predictions for the future, and I've been thinking about sending in pavement lyrics.

not to get too political here, but what was so bad about Lott's coment's about how that old gas bag should have won the presidency back in the day? i mean think about it. he didn't ecactly say that he was pro-segragation. and what's so bad about segregation anyway? i think we nothern people (ie; intelligent folk) should segregate ourselves from southern folk (ie; morons.)

As far as the civil war went, I'm all for the abolition of slavery, but how feasible is it to create a perfect union with the likes of Mississippi and Texas? sounds like an oxymoron to me. Texas has already made a mochery out of our presidency, and now it's tarnishing another one of our greatest American institutions with the Dallas Cowboys.

fyi: Ronaldo is much more then just a soccer player. he's a god to millions. eminem is a douche bag.

Matt, You can add this site to my beaver links....... www.shag.com and also www.eonline.com/On/AnnaNicole/?tne

Here are interesting statistics on web searches - 2002 Year-End Google Zeitgeist
Search patterns, trends, and surprises.
Stats on Top 20 Gaining Queries, Top 20 Declining Queries, Top Stories (Iraq!), Top Women [by country] (Britney Spears, J-Lo), and Top Men, (Eminem, Ronaldo [soccer player]).

Also, Bob Marley is a top celebtity in France.

What stood out for me was the crazes that were sweeping the Internet that I had never heard of before. One concerns this song that is sweeping the globe called Las Ketchup, which they track as it rises in popularity through various countries, and the other was this phenomenon known as "All your base are belong to us" (which is in the 2002 declining queries). All your base are belong to us is geeky Internet humor that has its origins in the dialogue of a translated Japanese to English video game. It is funny because it makes no sense. My kind of humor.

I'm not sure how she feels about it. I remember her mentioning awhile ago how she wanted another kid, so I'm sure she expected this. And how could she not? That is what happens when you have sexual intercourse. That is where I see the point of some pro-lifers. If you don't want a baby, don't have sex! (I've come to realize that I'm pro-life, but not a fanatic, and I understand the need for abortion in some cases.)
It is like what Brian is always preaching to me when we are drinking - about "people need to take responsiblity for there own actions" and "blah blah blah blah blah blah *burp*".

The lotr premiere is tomorrow Moni, and I am going as Gandalf the Grey.

To say "Thank you" in Portugese, say "Obrigado". In German it is "Danke." French, "Merci." Italian, "Grazie."

Way to go Chino. I'm sure little Kaleel is gonna be a great big bro. The question is....... how does Krystine feel about this?

All this talk about devient sexual behavior...
Do you know where sex gets you? Barefoot. And pregnant.
My sister's birthday is this Friday, and Chino gave her a wonderful gift: a baby.
She is pregnant. That means I have another neice or nephew coming along. I wonder if that means she isn't going to get her fishbowl at Two Brothers and then go to the Spot this weekend when she turns 24.

You know Mike, I just a few minutes ago noticed the Little Homie you put on my CD shelf those weeks ago. My powers of observation aren't exaclty up to the level of Sherlock Holmes. Or should I say, Sherlock Homie?

Only Kidding... I am actually not buying Christmas gifts this year for anyone. Will somebody else please get matt Anal Beads for Christmas? He thinks they are amazing.

Matt thanks for solving the dilemna i had faced of what to buy you for Christmas. You just became easy to shop for.

Anal beads are amazing. They make great Christmas gifts.

just to set the record straight, that last post was Kevin's. As far as my love life goes - I've got a nice mexicano boy that's been hitting on me lately Whatever ... I'm not proud.

So Kevin made a video of this girl stripping right.....From a production standpoint it was amazing...good soundtrack, good editing. Yet as I watched this video, which I must say only had a few ummm memorable "tit-shots" for the most part I was disappointed. One, I was hoping Kevin would have been able to coerce this girl into doing something more. For example, the infamous "masterbate with a brush" scene. Or the amazing anal bead thing.....something like that. And although this is still a movie in progress...well its more like chapters of a DVD, and despite the fact that this is all true and I do know this girl....I still found myself disappointed and wanting more. Should I feel guilty about this? Should I feel guilty because I know her? Should I feel bad that Kevin has seemingly sunk to the level of such internet porn entrepreneurs like the guys from BANGBUS.Com? (geniuses in their own right)

Joe, I think that is definitely a wise choice. I drove by Soldier Field yesterday, are they ever gonna get that thing finished?
Matt you went to see lotr? was it great?