I had a hart time convincing one of our more liberal friends that is was a liberal move by liberal judges that help to pass the latest supreme court decision concerning public imminant domain.


He was sure that it was just another ploy by the Republicans to Nazify America. Some people really get attached to their party. I didn't want to tell him it was actually the libs trying to commify America.

"They're Back!"

Alberto Gonzolaz quitely took down the curtains covering the breasts of the two nude statues at The Justice Department. No word whether it was actually Gonzolaz himself who climbed up the statues to disrobe The Spirit of Justice and The Majesty of Justice.

This CD changed my life - it was the first thing I ever fell in love with that was even slightly punky. This changed the way I looked at music forever.

I wonder if it will be illegal to burn the conferate flag too? That's something you don't see too often.

I don't know about the rest of you, but there's a serious flag burnning epidemic in my neigborhood.

Just this morning I about choked on the smoke of a pile of old glory's set aflame by the notorious Springfield Anarchist Movement.

Personally, I do most of my flag desecration in private, by trying to flush it down the toilet.

http://www.puppybreak.com/

I think this blog is ready for primetime.

We can call it The O'Wily Factor.

Full Spin Zone ahead! Hold onto your ass!

Sex film cinema in Baghdad

July third is Mia Ham day at Wrigley. I know you guys don't like baseball, but everyone's gotta love Mia.

I think we should change our name to the House of Pain.

Here's some Fox News for you:

Dean, who was in Washington Tuesday night in part to offer a spirited defense of Sen. Dick Durbin D-Ill., over remarks he made comparing prisoner treatment at Guantanamo Bay to some of the world's most heinous regimes, released a Democratic study on Wednesday that described voting problems in Ohio last November.

What does the middle part of that paragraph have to do with voting irregulariies?

Why don't they just say: Dean, who was in Washington murdering children, released a democratic study describing voting problems in Ohio.

I've got a Frank Sinatra song rolling around my head.

Come fly with me, let’s fly let’s fly away

Weather wise it’s such a lovely day
You just say the words, and we’ll beat the birds
Down to acapulco bay
It’s perfect, for a flying honeymoon - they say
Come fly with me, we’ll fly we’ll fly away

Writer(s): cahn/van heusen

You are all so goddamned LITERATE!

Tom DeLay said that Iraq is a nicer place to live then Houston Texas. "Go to Iraq. And see what's actually happening there." - f'n doofus.

I took the Church of Scientology’s “SEC WHOLE TRACK” questionnaire. Here's a sample.

• Have you driven anyone insane? yes, EZ.
• Have you ever killed the wrong person? I've never commited a murder.
• Is anybody looking for you? I pretend that someone is.
• Have you ever set a poor example? You bet.
• Did you come to Earth for evil purposes? I was born here.
• Are you in hiding? Not at the moment.
• Have you systematically set up mysteries? Systematically? No.
• Have you ever made a practice of confusing people? I wouldn't call it a "practice."
• Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead? No.
• Have you ever gone crazy? Yes.
• Have you ever sought to persuade someone of your insanity? No.
• Have you ever deserted, or betrayed, a great leader? No.
• Have you ever smothered a baby? .... no.
• Do you deserve to have any friends? No.
• Have you ever castrated anyone? Nope.
• Do you deserve to be enslaved? No.
• Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again? That last one was kind of creepy.
• Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real? Yes. I've taken drugs.
• Have you ever zapped anyone? Is that a euphemism?
• Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so,
did you spread it? No and no.

We are nothing here if not pithy.

Today's Daily Affirmation
By Chubby

"Basically, We're fucked."