I wonder if they have a video on one of the Internets of Henry VIII's cadavar exploding. That I would like to see.

Maybe they're using popery (sp) instead of furbreez.

Nice link Chubby. I found this particularly ... strange:

London's Guardian noted "plenty of tales from history of exploding bodies (Henry VIII was apparently quite spectacular) and disintegrating cadavers (Pius XII turned black in 1958 and his nose fell off - and that was in October)."

I'm thinking about changing my name to rapturous redn3ck. (sp) I could give Packing Heat a run for his money.

If there are no good or bad puns, can someone think of a clever use of popery/potpourri?

Continuing our potpourri of Pope news: Report: Pope Lying on Ice Tray

"I think you will find that he's been chilled and the body may be lying on an ice-tray. He's not got a wax mask so I should say that they have embalmed him at least from the neck upwards and they will have covered the body in skin creams. I am confident that his head's had cream all over it."

They embalmed the previous pope. After 33 (numerology buffs take note) days of being Pope, John Paul I ate too much of his medz. Oops.

Gennari: "John Paul II’s predecessor mistakenly took an overdose of tranquillisers... After his conversation with Cardinal Villot, the Pope mistook the dose he should have taken." (Ouest-France, undated press clipping, July 1984)

Cardinal Villot: "What occurred was a tragic accident. The Pope had unwittingly taken an overdose of his medicine. If an autopsy was performed it would obviously show this fatal overdose. No one would believe that His Holiness had taken it accidentally. Some would allege suicide, others murder. It was agreed that there would be no autopsy."

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"It's ok because I don't really mean it."

1. This is how I feel all the time lately.
2. When I die I want to explode like Henry the VIII.

Hey throbbing androdiny. I got on indienudes.com. You'd like it. There's naked girls.

Kudos on finding that site my man.

Little Boy Blue said they're keeping a bottle of furbreez by the pope for when it gets a little to hairy.

We can make jokes like that because we're Catholics. I don't one any of you elitist atheists and feminist witches making Pope jokes.

Something I'd like too see and have a video tape of: Whiskey Whipping Chubby.

Little Boy Blue also has a cat with a mole the size of a ping pong ball. That cat is the ugliest old lady I've ever seen, and now she's trying to rub her mole on me.

I'd never thought I'd make it into the upper 18% of humanity. This is an auspicious day indeed.

Jim is sure to love this one: Rapper 50 Cent has become the first artist to have four singles in the US top 10 at once since The Beatles.

Jim and I saw Sin S1Ty (sp?). Ita was Good. (gesture: kissing my fingers)

Tee hee. I love cannonballs fired at people. Only my liberal sense of humor will let me laugh at that. Makes me wonder: What do the non-elitist conservative Nascar Dads find funny?

And know to appease the intellectuals of this blog (Matt K. and the feminists), I will now catch a cannonball fired out of a muzzle loaded cannon with my bare hands.

Who's bad now?

Hey, have you beavers heard about the Pope not being embalmed? No joke here. The Cardinals just put some make-up on him and put him on display.

Sin Ci5ty (sp) did't even come up with something this ... strange.



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Kudos LP rx on your latest man hate joke. I love liberal jokes.

I also love to go clubbing. Anybody up for some seal clubbing?

On puns: Dr. Katz said their is no good or bad puns, just puns.

I've been trying to get this nerd from work to join this blog, but unfortunately he's on Internet II.

I just feel left out because I'm the only one who hasn't invited a nerd to join the blog.

I was 45 minutes late for work this morning. DST, damn you!

The wind was blowing my hair. Luckily, my hair looks good in any language.

Typical YAHOO! IM conversation with Mark:

Matt: Pat says he misses you being late
Matt: So I came in 45 min late in your honor
Mark Clotfelter: lol
Mark Clotfelter: I've gotten better IM's from a drunken monkey
Mark Clotfelter: tell Pat that I miss his great personality
Mark Clotfelter: and kind heart
Mark Clotfelter: :X
Mark Clotfelter: and...
Mark Clotfelter: that I love him
Mark Clotfelter: and you
Mark Clotfelter: and the whole world
Matt: I can't tell him that
Matt: But that is pretty funny
Mark Clotfelter: lol
Mark Clotfelter: I think if you told him that, we (he and I) wouldn't be best friends anymore :D
Mark Clotfelter: you may not have known this...but he and I were "CHAI BUDDIES" too :-O
Mark Clotfelter: and deer-meat buddies
Matt: you....I feel betrayed
Matt: sneaking around on me?!
Matt: I thought you were my only Chai BUDDY!?
Mark Clotfelter: lol
Mark Clotfelter: SPICY deer meat :->

I wish that train at Minute Maid Park would derail and kill some Texans.

Speaking of cool ideas, what do you guys think of court drama starring Ron Kanowski? I'd watch it.

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Oh my God! It's punk rock. It came back again. What are we going to do?

I've got some ideas for the beautification of Springfield. I think they should recreate the Gaza Strip across the street from the new presidential library.

If that doesn't go over well I think we should tear down de ja vu and build the Gaza Strip Club.

Students Begin Sit-In at Washington University
By Clay Barbour
The St. Louis Post Dispatch
http://www.truthout.org/issues_05/040505LA.shtml
Tuesday 05 April 2005

Who is this gay mustbethewhiskey? For the record, my girlfriend and I are going to Chicago, and if you don't watch it, she WILL kick your ass.

She has a deadly high-kick.

Pop Culture Jones is like a gay Morissey.

"Nearly a third of 14-year-olds plan oral sex within six months. . ."

- join the club kids

Sedaris is less than two weeks away. Sunday, April 17th, 7 pm.

Me and Kim are planning on coming alone, and then we plan on staying with my cousin Tom after we stay a night or two at your place. That doesn't mean E-dog can't come, just that he has to drive seperately.

Word.

I don't think that is irony. It's the nature of the beast. Good and evil, love and war.

How arrogant is Drudge to say that American cinema is the antithesis of the Catholic Church?

Drudge is a (expletive deleted)(expletive deleted)(expletive deleted)(expletive deleted) douchbag.

He isn't even a Catholic. Just an asshole.

Mr. Brightside,

Kim and I want to visit Memorial Day weekend. WOuld that be suitable to YOU?

It looks like our buddy is having a crisis. Cyber-penii herds are stampeding all over his female online personality.

It ain't always fun being a woman.