There's a beaver dam in front of the house.

 

​There’s a job opening for cereal enthusiast.

 

Be the bee you want to be!

I called in to work and told them I was tied to my bed, but really I'm just listening to Super Sexy's super sexy spotify playlists. Another beaver day, another beavery adventure.

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 Cowabunga, Beavers. A 

It's Beaver Time again in America. Today more Beavers will work on their damns build their dens, and post on their blogs than ever before in our country's rich Beaver history. This afternoon 6,500 young beavers and women will be married, and with inflation at less than half two years, they can look forward with confidence to the future. It's morning again in America, and under the leadership of Skinny for Nothing and MK ULTRA our country is prouder and and our Beaver damns are stronger and better. Why would we ever want to return to where we were 3 YEARS AGO?

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 Is this thing on?

America's 1st Beavers: With Sharp teeth, Exploring fingers, and Inquisitive minds togeather they've forever groped the American Mind and Psyche. They went on to be the Jobs and Gates of their generation (class of 94) minus 62 billion dollars. 30 years and 17,000 beers later they still resemble the wet little beavers of their youth. Today we celebrate these two fiesty men, and celebrate their American Glory.

dad's actually have lots of skin! and some dad's have something called "foreskin." Now that the Wily Beaver is back in action, I feel it's necesssary to remind everyone why we were here in the first place. To celebrate men's skin!

Skinny 4 Nothing 2025 In Effect Keep the Faith

Hello my dears. I am back. Now, more than ever, you need me. I've been watching all of you these past 100 years and I am not pleased with your apparant lack of progress. I want everyone to focus, and build me a battle station in space. there's a specific planet that I fucking hate. I want it to blow up. Contruct this battle station and equip it with the type of lazer that can completely destroy a planet and all of its inhabitants. In Skinny's Name we Pray. Skinny for Nothing 2024 What's my age again?