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This is how I felt after hanging out with Molly all night.

chupacabra
"The chupacabra ("goat sucker") is an animal said to be unknown to science and systemically killing animals in places like Puerto Rico and Mexico. The creature's name originated with the discovery of some dead goats in Puerto Rico with puncture wounds in their necks and their blood allegedly drained."

Looks like the Grinch who stole christmas to me.

Four UIS students receive Avery Brundage scholarships

Yeah! I created the Web application and web forms for the Avery Brundage scholarship so that students can apply online. I'm so proud of how successful that turned out.

Look what I can do!
https://www-s.usp.uillinois.edu/brundage/

And they want me to create the Langolier Scholarship online. I'm popular.

More preschoolers going online - eSchool News
Before they can even read, nearly one out of every four children in preschool
is learning a skill that even some adults have yet to master: using the
internet. Some 23 percent of children in nursery school--kids ages 3,
4, or 5--have gone online, according to an Education Department (ED)
report. By kindergarten, 32 percent have used the internet, typically
under adult supervision. The numbers underscore a trend in which the
largest group of new users of the internet are kids ages 2 to 5.

Online Learning Update posted on June 9, 2005 at 6:05 AM

I'm gonna buy me some new soccer shoes, cause I scored the winning goal today. 6 - 5

Yeeeeeeeeah!

"BURBANK — A woman convicted of animal cruelty for keeping more than 230 Chihuahuas in her home has been sentenced to five years probation and ordered to undergo counseling, authorities said."
http://www.chihuahuarescue.com/aodr/angelskimipeck.html

"Anybody who can only think of a Chihuahua as a sweet little dog has obviously never worked in a vet clinic. One of the breeds we have to muzzle the most is the Chihuahua. Although their small it doesn't mean they can't bite.

Dogs are pack animals anytime you get two, three or more together they can easily regress into being a pack animal and usually this means hunting. Where I grew up three of our neighbors had dogs they rarely kept contained. Individually the dogs were sweet but when two or all three got together they hunted everything in the neighborhood. Including my cat once. Those two neighbors had to split the $1300 vet bill for putting my cat back together again."
http://www.talkpets.com/forums/showpost.php?p=20365&postcount=11

Whiskey and I are planning on moving in together anyway. Besides, I really do still act 17, no matter what my real age is.

I liked Flight of the Navigator. Remember when they were flying over the ocean, and then they flew underwater? That was cool. VROOOOOMMMMM!

So, if I lived with my father, that would be ok. I wouldn't be such a Mommaz Boy then.

Well, my dad is dead.

And my remaining parent helped me get through college with a Master's degree.

So thank you mother, very much, for cooking and doing my laundry, and letting me pay the 750 dollar rent every other month because you are horrible with finances.

Pop Culture
I'm proud to say that I OWN that movie on vhs. You can borrow it if you play nice.