The boys are off for a night of fun in Champaign. I wish then well on their journey

I think it's fair Mike. I only wish it were true.

I don't think it's fair Monica gets to be in love, while the rest of us continue to live our relatively sane lives. I wanna dip into the psychosis of love too.

I've been harboring a little runaway kid for the last 24 hours, but alas the night became cold and I sent him on his way. Good Luck little runaway.

not to say that falling in love is still not an incredible expericience. it's just deader then it used to be. the little runaway boy is mike mann. i'm through running away from home. I'm going to be Mike again.

falling in love during the 18th century cannot compare to falling in love inthe 21st century. We're not the same people. We're close cousins at best.

Some of the greatest musical happenings during recent history came about during the early 20 th century: Blues and Country. Those two genres of music came about because people were desperate to get back what was lost. And that is the Age of Love. Wich is why heroin became so popular.

The meaning of life is "to love" is an ideology that did not come about until the Victorian Times. At least, I I think. If not, then somewhere around that time period. Prior to that period - the meaning / end all, to what life was worth - living consisted of different subjects. such as filiel piety during Confucious times. Many have ascertained that the age of love is approaching its decline with the onset and aftermath of the sixties, where it gave way to lust, and later, the seventies punk movement. The Buzzcocks sang: "There is no love in this world anymore." Talking Heads: "What does it take to fall in love. I don't think I'll ever fall in love" The fact the we have fake "reality shows" like Joe Millionaire and Baherlette further point to the direction that we are not a society that values love as so much, but that we are reminsicent of the Age of Love. Why did everone groam when the baherlette choose the poet? Because the poet sucked, and because the poet of love died out a long fucking time ago.

Conservatives like to point out (because they are stupid and backwards) that the sixties "do what you lust movement" killed the moralily of America. The conservatives are right. But they're sixty years behind the times. Love - as an end all - died a long time before that. The sixties were simply the aftermath of the death of "Loveage." And has much more to do with Darwin, then Timothy Leary. The crux of American Relativism came 80 years prior to a bunch of hippies dancing naked in the mudd of Woodstock.

and i'm not dipping into psychosis. I am in love. Didn't you read the posts? I'm just presently elated.

That is not the real Matt. That is I "Matt Komanecky IV" otherwise formerly known as Monica

Dang it! I can't change my name. I want to be Horny Harry.

I think Matt is dipping into psycosis.

I could keep going but you guys are all probably gagging by now. Vance give me a call tonight when you guys are headed out. I am pretty sure i'm done babysitting around 10. Little runaway boy, Have fun at work and at the show this weekend. (as you already know, due to my procrastination, I am unable to attend) Tell Eric hello for me.

"What's love got to do with it?" you might say. Well love is a many splendored thing. All you need is love. what is the definition of love? Love (luv) n to be fond of, desire 1. a deep and tender feeling of affection for or attachment or devotion to a person or persons 3. a feeling of brotherhood and good will toward other people 5. a strong , usually passionate, affection of one person for another, based in part on sexual attraction.
love implies intense fondness or deep devotion and may apply to various relationships or objects.

Have no fear beavers! It is I, Matt Komanecky IV here to say that today is a WONDERFUL day!!! The snow is melting, The weather is warming up. The birds are singing.......... Oh what love will do to a person.

oh my... I'm so cold and hungry. What do we have here? a blog. maybe I can stay warm and get some nibblets to eat here. at least for a little while.

by the power of vance ampersand. i have the power.

I in love with the fact that your in love, Monica! Yaaay!
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Mike, you still are my mentor. Can't I have another? Are you jealous? Please don't hurt 'em.

I'm at work. What should I download? Nevermind, I'll just download some pussy emo bands. I love death cab for cutie.

I in love with the fact that your in love, Monica! Yaaay!
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I am in love. I just wanted to share that with all of my beaver-y friends.
I would love to be Matt Komanecky IV. Can anyone help me with that?

I can't remember the last time I watered my plants, but, they're starting to look at me funny.

I thought I was your mentor in high-school Matt.

I'd like to change my name too Matt. I want to be Matthew Komanecky III. I want to be your love child. (I've been watching too many Michael Jackson interviews.)

I wrote a poem too. Here it is:

the sherriffff explored the yellow dirty river, flowing southeast
into a pit appropriately named the North Atlantic Sea.
he noticed tiny green (microscopic) dust fish darting in and
out of the sky, all telling him that he was officially crazy.
clicking his pen "smart little devil the dust fish are" he wrote
down in his notebookthat he planned to show his wife when he finnally found her floating

Here is a poem Matt B. sent.

What if it were a steel gray barrel? (Part 1)

What a cool minty freshness
is the soil beneath us
filled with appetite suppressants
and Moses and Jesus
But how are we to know
if the ball has been rolling
when we can’t find the step
to pull out from between us?
Cause if I were a man
with a nerve and a staple
I’d go straight downtown
For a pink and green cable.
And if the red is a bead
Who has nothing to say,
Then it’s an orchestra’s calling
to send me away
to the mines and the fields
in the Warrentown hall
where handicapped people
surrender and fall.
So don’t ask and don’t tell
where the good times went
or they’ll capture a knife
and command it to send
into ciliated caverns
and barbed wire defenses
and the gray in the attic
with honest intentions.

I liked the ending of Joe Millionaire. It all took place in the last five minutes. The two hours and fifty minutes leading up to it was fluff and drama.

MONICA! I'm still here!

What is in a name? We are all inside each other anyway, each in each other's digestive system, resonating on a single tiny node.
Look, I'm creating multiple media identities. Just like I present a physical identity when I meet you in person, I present my ELECTRONIC identity out here in cyberspace. Besides, I'm scared (conspiranoia!) of the Globalists/New World Orderites/Luciferians. I know that they will find me in their database and send in CIA/NSA thugs to erase me. So I'm practicing living with different identities so to keep them confused. Since we now live in an information overloaded environment, I'm hoping to get lost in the Matrix.

Bob Dobbs is my new guru. This is xenochronous (weirdly sychronous) since when I was working at Steak and Shake a man who sat at the counter, drank coffee, and read New Age books changed my world perspective. He brought me information regarding the magnetic entity Kryon, which blew my mind and still influences me today. So it is fitting that another Bob, Bob Dobbs, is having the same perceptual shifting effect on me today.
Listen to Bob Dobbs: Courses in Bob

Redefine your terms!

Does anybody know what happened to my friend Matt Komanecky?

Gangsta? Vance? King Louis? i'm SOOOOOOOOOOOO confused

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

It is never easy interacting with Gangsters, especially if they are not human. You always have to be on your guard. I'm listening to an Audio Book entitled "Killing Pablo," which is about the rise and fall of the Columbian drug kingpin Pablo Escobar. It is an amazing story. You would be amazed at how easy it is to flood the US with drugs. The local police would only catch 1 out of every 10 shipments of cocaine. And one shipment getting in would more than enough make up for the loss.
That is why George Bush Sr. had to have this guy hunted down and killed. He wanted control of those billions of dollars of drug money.

What else is interesting is how many people Pablo had killed. Judge after judge, Prime Ministers, Justice Ministers, Heads of rival cartels AND their brothers, sometimes entire families. All that violence you see in the gangster movies, TV, and rap songs: That's all based on real events and people!

I don't care what you like, people. (Assuming you are human.)

The answer to every poll question in every situation is:

"Turn it off!"

Betta put some ice on that!

Yea, I liked Vance better. The Gangsta is pissing me off.

The Gangsta Android Naval Intelligence is creeping me out. What happened to Vance?

OK, if you said one was "anal sex with a dildo" you were wrong. That is the Dalai Llama.

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Metaphors will only take you so far. You have to know how to use them.

ATTENTION ALL BEAVERS!

Don't pay attention to anyone who types in all capital letters. Mike was nostalgically looking back to a time when the phrase "Naked Cheerleaders" meant something, before Internet porn sites.

I don't mean to come off as always bad-mouthing religion. This is what religion means to me:
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Each one of those slanted lines represents one dimesion of a spiritual concept or faith. Each one means something different to different people. Can you guess which one is Pat Robertson and which one is anal sex with a dildo?

They finally caught that fugitive menace Jose Canseco. The streets are safer tonight.

Bloomigton, Il is on the map today, via the Onion News magazine. There's a story about a Bloomigton women that only read 20 out the 67 pages that her ex-boyfriend wrote to her about their break-up.

It's a trap! It's a trap! The Stripes mp3's are actually ten-second loops. Supposadely, however, I still might be able to download the album in its entirety.

The new White Stripes album has leaked its way onto the internet. Let the downloading frenzy begin.

poll

kid rock is the next:
a. bruce springsteen
b. john melloncomap
c. ruc acdc

the little redhead girl at work is:

a. simply a Peanuts allusion
b. and annoying and hyperactive waitress with red hair

Bush is:

a. a shrub
b. a dolt

London is:

a. burning
b. bored
c. scared

How did you come up with Captain Underpants names?