So what's the plan?

what a the details of the show, Phucker?

Thank you for believing in me, Unkle Mike. Means a lot to me.

I would like to see the squarepusher show. When/where? Also like to see some of the rest of y'all.

Yo Matt K! "obligatory smart ass comment" ? boooo

you're a smarter ass then that

thanks a lot querr. I just can't wait to log on to see if anyone has corrected my grammer. i still can't afford to pay the last shows we saw, so I'm gonna have to missssss the squarpushers.

Obligatory smart ass comment

That should do it for this week. See you all on the other side of technology, in the flesh.

Yes, that would be good television.

I think that whenever the kids get eleminated they should bring them to the front of the stage and wash out their mouths with soap. Now that would bring a element to the show.

You know what would be a ballsey move on that American Junior show?

Have a kid dressed up exactly like Jonbenet Ramsey
Singing Blood Sweat and Tears "And When I Die"

And when I die, when I'm dead and gone
They'll be one child left,
To carry on
to carry on...

Now thats good television...

Ben Jammin and I got along very well. Apparently were both very big on sleeping alot and sitting on people's laps.

A trouble Cathy sat in the gridlock and implored her in-car navigation, "Why am I stuck?". The GPS replied, "You are here", and she was enlightened.

where have all the matt Bright's gone?
any ideas?

Uncle Mike called me today (and i appreciate his concern for my well being) but i Forgot to ask him how was the meeting of the new nephew?

flies? flies? we don't need no stinking flies!

I took out the trash and the flies just looked at me like I burned down the house they grew up in.

That's a new word, and I like it.

Introduce spiders into your home to eat them.