Friday, October 29, 2004

Mike Mann cooked me dinner last night. Isn't he sweet?

Chicken Parmegiana, mmmmmmmmmmm

Thursday, October 28, 2004

I don't blame your generation for not getting laid. I blame my grandfather's generation. And I think that is obvious by anyone who's paid any attention to the content of my posts.

I was just kidding when I said I couldn't wait for everyone in your generation to be dead. That was a joke, and it was probably the funniest thing ever written on this blog.
Wow, looks like I got a bit of sand in my vagina. Maybe I've just lost my fucking mind. What do you think?

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Scott Weiland is FOXY!!!

Stone Temple Pilots are elegent bachelors. They're foxy to me, are they foxy to you?
The Cardinals' only have to win four more games in a row to become World Champions. It's now or never.

Ok that's funny.

Now - Back to Vietnam. How does it make you feel lps (and Jim if you're out there) that your generation ruined America? The entire Conservative movement - lately - seems tied to their opposition to the American opposition of Vietnam.

Conservatives seem to hate Kerry most because he came back and said the troops were cutting off heads. I've heard that entire testimony before and he came across a someone very eloquent, articulate, and focused - much more so then he is now. The list of atrocities that he talked about didn't sound like he was narc(ing) on the troops.

If I had to ask Kerry one thing, I would ask why someone who's been through and seen the atrocities of war, and then afterward dedicated his career to dovish issues, suddenly want to become commander in chief right in the middle of war that no one seems to know how to win. Not that I think it sounds absurd. If anything it sounds a bit Shakespearean.

Eric, speaking of war I bought Contra 2 (Super C) the other day. Why don't you bring over the whiskey, and I'll get the hashish, and then we fuck up some shit Contra style.
"Armageddon enthusiasts"

I like that. I work with one.

Eric, we are the ones who must beg for you to hang out with us! The priviledge is ours!

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Ariel Sharon finally prevailed and got the vote in the Israeli parliament to pull out of the parts of the Gaza Strip and the West Bank.

Palestinians meanwhile took this as a last chance to throw some more rocks at the Israeli troops - trying make it look appear as if they were driving them out, while the Israeli troops returned fire to make it look like they weren't being driven out. (Is this a war being fought by retards?)

The religious right also opposed the plan, saying that it is a sin to pull Jews from their homes and that Gaza is part of the Land of Israel given to Jews by Mr. God.

(Italic word added for effect.)

The pictures I've seen taken of Sharon looks like he's just waiting to get shot. I wonder what Bushies Christian Right Armageddon enthusiasts think of these developments.
"In my book, Kerry is giving comfort and succor to the enemy. And don't forget that Tokyo Rose got jail time for it after World War II, and Jane Fonda, Kerry's soul mate, should have during Vietnam."

Ok, so that's a total bitch thing to say. How the hell is John Kerry giving aid and comfort to the enemy by saying that our president put our troops in the wrong country? If anything these insurgents were aided and comforted when the president put our troops in the wrong country.

These jihadist forces were probably even pleasantly suprised when we captured one of their natural enemies in Saddam Hussein.

Anyway, this war has nothing to do with the jihad against the west or even freedom-hating Muslims. (John Kerry call them the haters.) What this all boils down to is LPS. You and your anti-war movement during the sixties have ruined this country forever. How does it feel lps when people say your generation ruined the greatest most powerful country on earth?

This whole mess is never going to die until everone in the baby boom generation is dead.
This guy is a complete bitch.

http://www.nypost.com/commentary/32733.htm

I've heard a few reports of troops saying they won't reenlist if Kerry becomes president. Do these type of people even like this country?

This commentator takes the cake though.
I might become conservative if it means better sex.

Sorry liberal girls, your sexual revolution is 35-years-old. It's time for the Republican Sexual Revolution.

Do you think Dr. Laura gives good head?

Monday, October 25, 2004

George Bush is so stupid...
George Bush is so stupid, he went to a concert and waved to Stevie Wonder.



Thanks to all my beaver friends for your kind words and support.

It was a very rough weekend in Chemo--land.
Things perked up a bit on sunday though.


LPS---
I'm glad you are able to enjoy it. It sat in my hall closet for over a year. I needed the space.
You did me a favor.
I expect PeeWee will make many appearances?

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