Fascinating dreams last night. All the good stuff. Sex, violence, terror, death, and a pack of killer dogs.

In one scene, after the erotic non-sex scene, I was shot in the forehead. I fell to the ground, seeing the world as if I was watching a movie where they drop the camera and it just lays on the ground filming away, but I did not die. It wasn't that kind of bullet.
So then I wake up to find that they buried me and this other dead guy in a parking lot much like my own. Oddly, only one of our legs was buried, yet buried entirely, straight down into the ground, like you would to pot a plant. It wasn't difficult to get out of the dirt.

I thought I was being helpful when I honked at the guy in the red truck sitting at the light after pulling out of Grab-a-Java. But by the universal hand gesture for "Fuck off" that he gave me, I then realized my help was not needed.

Coffee drinkers are crabby when they don't get there coffee.

I was waved through.

We have to protect Springfield from itself and/or invading armies. What kind of questions were you asked by the "safety checkers"?

Yes, I screwed up his title and don't forget the grammatical and spelling errors either. Oh well, I was hurried, tired, and pissed off. It was also a web form. Does anyone want to debate me on this topic? My view is already laid out.

Ok, I went to my mom's house this evening to pick up a package and on the way home I ran into a roadside "safety check". I went home and sent a message to the mayor. This is what it was:

Hon. Mr. Davlin,

I request as a life long resident that there be a stop to the trampeling of our fourth amendment rights in this city. I had the unfortunate expirience of running into one of these roadside "safety checks" and was disgusted with what I saw. I find it no less than harassment and although I had not been selected to participate in the festivities wish I had to give them a piece of my mind. (Probably for the best I didn't. It's not their fault)

I sincerly pray that this community does not use its police force for revenue generating activities as this does not only taint the image of the majority of fine officers out there, but prevents people from visiting here do to harassment they may incur.

Thank you for your time,

Brian Wanless

Your fortune for today:

Your colleagues will begin referring to you as the greatest mind they've ever encountered, in much the same way people call the fat guy Tiny.

Neat idea. I'll see what I can come up with Mr. Bright.

I've never been married, so I can't comment on the positive aspects. Although, someone to spread your ashes over your enemies houses would be a perk.

I didn't sleep at all last night due to illness. Now I'm at work and wondering why my eyes won't focus correctly. Are their any positives to getting married, or is it just a scam?

There are no stupid questions, but alot of inquisitive idiots.

Bob is the Elvis of gurus


"How are you feeling this evening?"

"Actually I'm a little chilly. Could I have another straightjacket?"

Sex Action

You yourselves are physically composed of conscious cells that carry within themselves the realization of their own identity, that cooperate willingly to form the corporeal structure that is your physical body.

What upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now on I can no longer believe you. -- Nietzsche

I am so happy to be back at work.

Kill all humans.

Like sand in the hour glass so are the days of our lives.

Being sick sucks.

A soul gone blind can't see
A heartless hopeless slave gone free

The devil strumming on my nerves

Great! I talked to Beth today. I really appreciate you letting me and friend stay. We are going to see a couple of shows and see Chicago. We will arrive Friday, June 6th, in the afternoon sometime.

I look forward to visiting with you.

Talk to you soon cousin,
Matt Komanecky

-----Original Message-----
From: Tom Atkins
To: mkoma01s@uis.edu
Sent: 5/24/03 3:37 PM
Subject: Visit

Matt,

Hi. Great you are coming. You can come up my house June 5-7. From my house in Rolling Meadows, IL my Address is 117 New Castle Court. I
will give directions next Friday. I flying to Las Vegas to a convemtion this week. I have a bedroom from my son is going to Gauyama this summer.
I will call you later.

Cousin,
Tom Atkins

This is what we are going to Friday, June 6th. We get a chance to see the Violent Femmes too! (It starts early and we'll meet Matt Bright there.)

Q101 BLOCK PARTY

Pepsi & XBOX present the Q101 Block Party! Friday, June 6th and Saturday, June 7th at the New City YMCA (1515 N. Halsted at the intersection of Halsted & Clybourn.)

Performing on the Bud Light Music Stage:

-Friday: The Violent Femmes, The Flaming Lips, Ben Kweller, Starlight Mints

Gates open at 4:30pm each day.

The Q101 Block Party will benefit the New City YMCA and the Matt White Cure ALS Foundation.

Rain or shine, bring your blankets for the grass. No coolers allowed. Great food and TONS of cold beer and drinks will be available.

You don't have to pay a ton of money anymore to see great live music. That's what the Q101 Block Party is all about! Good times, good friends, and good music, at a reasonable price. In a killer location too. The skyline of Chicago will be the backdrop to this outdoor party!

Fresh baked
from the Abyss

At least that is what I thought it said. Really it read

Fresh baked
from Arbys

Cat's suck you hosers. Kittens are good.

Fresh baked from the Abyss

Not a big fan of Nike's, but I'm getting a pair of the new Lebron James'. Go Cavs!

I have a cat sitting on my lap. It has the power to lash out at any moment. It digs it claws into my knee to remind me.

A cat fight is superiour to a dog fight anyday. Cats get fucking pissed when they fight, and sometimes they leap into fit of hysteria.

Also, you can't gode two cats into fighting like you can with dogs or people. Cat's fight and there's nothing but a pitcher of water to do anything about it.