they got some crazy little women

one day i'm gonna get me one

i might take a plane

i might take a train

if i gotta walk . .. it's all the same

12 st and 9, drinking Kansas City wine

KC here I come

adios beavers i'm moving to the city of kansas city

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Well Joe Welcome back. I hope you had a good christmas and that Mike didn't cause your blood pressure to go up. That MRS N5 is a funny lady!!!!

"Mr. Plow, that's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow"

How about saying to her "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Walk up to a girl and start giggling at her. When she asks you what the hell's going on, say: "Aw shucks ... you just tickled my heart."

When I said I wanted to go to Kansas City, I meant I wanted to go 50 years ago when bow ties were all the rage.
I'd like to see the next grand theft auto adventure take place in KC. Maybe one of your missions would be to kill the campaigning presidential hopeful Strom Thurmond, circa 1950.

I talked to Joe Natale today about his absence from the beav, and he said he's been really irritable lately due to his high blood pressure. Mom and I suggested he take more bubble baths.

Matt........... That one is great. I would laugh. 8-)
I miss Joe Natale. Are we too boring for him?

I have a pick up line, it goes like this: "Ahem, Is that a sweater you're wearing, or are you just a pretty lady?"

Foxy!

Kansas City is over rated. I've been there........ the drive wasn't worth it. Anyhow, Mike I like it when guys leer at me. Sure--what girl doesn't. I like for the guy to use ridiculous pick up lines that make me laugh. If you can make me laugh, you're in!

Michael, crazy idea, but why don't you just ask them out for a end of semester celebration?

I've been to Kansas City before. It's alright, nothing special. Wish I would have run into these individuals with the bow ties though. Sounds fun.

Here is my the last e-mail that my teacher sent to me. Interesting indeed!

Michael,

Oh... I forgot to tell you before class ended (being so caught up in the moment and all!!!) how much I liked your work on the magazine project. I could help but notice your absolute wonderful sense of patterns and dialogue. The color scheme was - as they say in france - "lightsabre cocksucker blues." Your use of font was dreadful however. You need to develop a sense of continuance and uniformity.

Oh my the time .. Hope to see you then. *isssy kiss. Goodbye sweet.

KH

actually that's the e-mail I wish my teacher would send me. I've had a crush on my last three teachers. I tried "learing" at them, and undressing them with my eyes in class, but nothing's seems to work.

So Monica, what do you like from guys? When they "lear" at you, or when they undress you with their eyes.

I'd like to go to Kansas City someday. I heard my baby is there. I imagine there are many guys with bow ties living there. Kansas City sounds like my kind of city.

the doves are very manchester, which is why they should be dispised with every thing you got. The drugs have been ruining the English for a longtime, and it looks like they've now completely rotted out any thing good in Manchester.

I wanna see Bowling for Columbine also.
Have you heard the Doves? They are so Manchester.

I am working with this teacher, whom with I communicate through e-mail, and I can't understand anything he says most of the time. Here is a sample:

Matt,

I believe that you know of no impediments from the aspect of Blackboard, then I can take care of it with the library staff. We shall have to place a note in the syllabus telling the students to go to the library online in order to access the material.

See you in early January. Have a happy holiday,
Bob C


What? I know of no impediments. Do you hear that folks? Impediments are that which I do not know (Concerning Blackboard). There are no impediments of which I know, that I know of, or at least that he believes that I don't know. Maybe I do know...of impediments, but he doesn't know I know.

I can't wait to meet this guy. And this is just after I learned that another Professor is not mentally right and is frequently quite drunk. Though he is quite a good professor, I hear.

any of you who have not yet seen JACKASS need to proceed immediately to the Esquire Theater and see it NOW. It was HI-larious!

Where is everybody going to Church Tuesday night? I'm thinking of hitting several denominations, begining and ending with a Catholic service. A marothon worship, to cleanse my sins from the year.

thanks for the lullaby matt. It put me right to sleep.