Saturday, March 01, 2003
I got my Neil Hamburger CD in the mail yesterday morning. He's an awful comedien, but he's pretty damn good at it. My favorite joke so far: "Why did Julia Roberts rub shit all over her vagina? because she was horny ... "
Monica and I talked tonight. She's diggin on some redhead dude with sideburns named Josh.
She's not in love, but she's toltally in love. What is it about the beavers and redheads. I cornerd my little redhead sweetie in the women's bathroom at work tonight, in an attempt to put the moves on her, and she spent 5 minutes listening to her voice mail on her celluar phone. Apparently her Mom calls her 5 times a day. I spent the entire time gazing at the tampon machine, and listening to her Mom's voice mails. That's my life.
Matt Bright. Hey Man, Whaddya think of Kim Morman. She's the redhead that I wanna masticate.
Monica and I talked tonight. She's diggin on some redhead dude with sideburns named Josh.
She's not in love, but she's toltally in love. What is it about the beavers and redheads. I cornerd my little redhead sweetie in the women's bathroom at work tonight, in an attempt to put the moves on her, and she spent 5 minutes listening to her voice mail on her celluar phone. Apparently her Mom calls her 5 times a day. I spent the entire time gazing at the tampon machine, and listening to her Mom's voice mails. That's my life.
Matt Bright. Hey Man, Whaddya think of Kim Morman. She's the redhead that I wanna masticate.
Thursday, February 27, 2003
Man, I wish I could have been around for Nixon. There was a great line from Hunter S. Thomspon in one of his letters to Johnny Depp. He said, "like Richard Nixon once said, "We could do that, but it would be wrong.""
I don't know what the context was when Nixon said that, and I wonder if Joe N. does. That is comedy gold.
And all we have is W. Nixon inspired the hatred of an entire generation.
Here is to you, Tricky Dick, here is to you.
I don't know what the context was when Nixon said that, and I wonder if Joe N. does. That is comedy gold.
And all we have is W. Nixon inspired the hatred of an entire generation.
Here is to you, Tricky Dick, here is to you.
Joe, what picture were you trying to display? The source of the picture should be the the format http://users.bigpond.net.au/jellery/yosemite-sam.gif
http:// is the transfer protocol
users.bigpond.net.au is the domain
/jellery is the directory
yosemite-sam.gif is the name of the picture file, in Graphic Interchange Format.
You need a closing bracket (>) on that too.
http:// is the transfer protocol
users.bigpond.net.au is the domain
/jellery is the directory
yosemite-sam.gif is the name of the picture file, in Graphic Interchange Format.
You need a closing bracket (>) on that too.
I just finished watching "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" for the 15th time, this time with commentary by the actors and the producer. This is one of my favorite movies, and certainly the movie I never get tired of watching. I've watched Fear and Loathing the most out of any film. The Criterion version that just came out has a bunch of extras that are worth a look.
Matt, you CANNOT post pictures here. But you can link to other pictures already up on the web using this nifty html code:
First, you need the URL (e.g. http://www.artnetgallery.com/graphics/art/roberto_matta/ComiqueTrippe.jpg) of where the picture is located. This can be found in the "properties" when you right-click on the picture. Then you put that URL into the following section of code, in between the quotation marks, as the image source, abbreviated "src."
<img src="http://www.artnetgallery.com/graphics/art/roberto_matta/ComiqueTrippe.jpg">
And the output of that line looks like this when published.
Artist:
Roberto Matta
Title: Comique
trippe 1974
First, you need the URL (e.g. http://www.artnetgallery.com/graphics/art/roberto_matta/ComiqueTrippe.jpg) of where the picture is located. This can be found in the "properties" when you right-click on the picture. Then you put that URL into the following section of code, in between the quotation marks, as the image source, abbreviated "src."
<img src="http://www.artnetgallery.com/graphics/art/roberto_matta/ComiqueTrippe.jpg">
And the output of that line looks like this when published.
Artist:
Roberto Matta
Title: Comique
trippe 1974
Wednesday, February 26, 2003
I am so proud to be associated with you people. Seriously, it warms my heart. I'd always envisioned this blog to be like a room full of people all screaming at the same time, making an inconprehensible wall of noise, and it looks like my dream is finally coming true.
Speaking of dreams, If my soul goes to the center of the Universe when I'm sleeping, then that means that they are ways to bypass the speed of light. Quantum physics and all that needs to be rethought.
Alt+Left Arrow is like pressing the "Back" button on your browser. I've been trying to figure out this shortcut for a year now. Somebody mentioned it off-hand in my user interface online class.
Speaking of dreams, If my soul goes to the center of the Universe when I'm sleeping, then that means that they are ways to bypass the speed of light. Quantum physics and all that needs to be rethought.
Alt+Left Arrow is like pressing the "Back" button on your browser. I've been trying to figure out this shortcut for a year now. Somebody mentioned it off-hand in my user interface online class.
Tuesday, February 25, 2003
Monday, February 24, 2003
I'm so glad I only got $60.00 in fines this trip to Bloomington. I got away cheap. I call it "My donation to help with the Illinois budget crisis."
Allright gang, Google bought Prya Labs, which runs Blogger.com. Pretty soon, anyone will be able to type in "I'm in love" or "Little Runnaway boy" or "Captain Underpants" and get The Wily Beaver as a result. You see, Google is going to incorporate all the blog entries, over a million of them, which come from a Pyra labs database. Right now, one of the only ways to get our blog is to type The wily beaver A skilled engineer. This is because the Google search engine searches the Internet for web pages, many blogs are kept in private databases, like Blogspot.
So, since blogging is getting more competitive, I'm gonna need better work from all of you. We want to be number one in weblogs. Go Team.
Oh, and Michael, see me after the meeting. We have to talk about your spelling narrative coherency.
Allright gang, Google bought Prya Labs, which runs Blogger.com. Pretty soon, anyone will be able to type in "I'm in love" or "Little Runnaway boy" or "Captain Underpants" and get The Wily Beaver as a result. You see, Google is going to incorporate all the blog entries, over a million of them, which come from a Pyra labs database. Right now, one of the only ways to get our blog is to type The wily beaver A skilled engineer. This is because the Google search engine searches the Internet for web pages, many blogs are kept in private databases, like Blogspot.
So, since blogging is getting more competitive, I'm gonna need better work from all of you. We want to be number one in weblogs. Go Team.
Oh, and Michael, see me after the meeting. We have to talk about your spelling narrative coherency.
Sunday, February 23, 2003
That Daredevil movie looks to be an opportunistic turd. Fucking Hollywood moneyfuckers. I keep wanting to like Ben Affleck because he a hyper fratboy, but that is the same reason I dislike him.
I think Mike, you are on to something with the Death of Love. We should call this the Age of Nothing, since the material world seems to be falling away. We have been holograms since technology came alive in the 50's.
You watch, TV and radio is eating itself. The conservatives dominate talk-radio because politics is the past, and independent forward thinkers have left that media stage. That is why Donahue or any other "liberal" show does poor in the ratings game: The forward thinkers have moved on to RELEVANT areas of cognition. Not the old bullshit hardware world of nations, senators, oil, drugs, and guns. That world is for the dinosaurs who refuse to face up to the present.
Don't pay attention to the TV. But watch it carefully and you will see it disintegrate.
With love from the Age of Love,
Vance
I think Mike, you are on to something with the Death of Love. We should call this the Age of Nothing, since the material world seems to be falling away. We have been holograms since technology came alive in the 50's.
You watch, TV and radio is eating itself. The conservatives dominate talk-radio because politics is the past, and independent forward thinkers have left that media stage. That is why Donahue or any other "liberal" show does poor in the ratings game: The forward thinkers have moved on to RELEVANT areas of cognition. Not the old bullshit hardware world of nations, senators, oil, drugs, and guns. That world is for the dinosaurs who refuse to face up to the present.
Don't pay attention to the TV. But watch it carefully and you will see it disintegrate.
With love from the Age of Love,
Vance
M. Bright's Manifesto.
Matt, I am open to new contributers, but here at the Wily Beave we have an extensive interview process.
Question one: Who the hell do you think you are? (Who are you thinking of asking to write? Are they mentally unstable? If so, they are on.)
Matt, I am open to new contributers, but here at the Wily Beave we have an extensive interview process.
Question one: Who the hell do you think you are? (Who are you thinking of asking to write? Are they mentally unstable? If so, they are on.)
Chandi sent me this and Matt, I thought of you.
Interesting, I didn't know.....
>
> GASOLINE SOLUTION!
>
> We CAN buy gasoline that's not from Middle East.
> Why didn't George W. think of this? Gas rationing in
> the 80's worked even though we grumbled about it.
> It might even be good for us!
>
> The Saudis are boycotting American goods. We should
> return the favor. An interesting thought is to
> boycott their GAS. Every time you fill up the car,
>you can avoid putting more money into the coffers of
> Saudi Arabia. Just buy from gas companies that don't
> import their oil from the Saudis.
>
> Nothing is more frustrating than the feeling that
> every time I fill-up the tank, I am sending my money
> to people who are trying to kill me, my family, and
> my friends.
>
> I thought it might be interesting for you to know
> which oil companies are the best
>to buy gas from and which major companies import
> Middle Eastern oil
>
>Shell............................205,742,000 barrels
>Chevron/Texaco.............144,332,000 barrels
> Exxon /Mobil.................130,082,000 barrels
> Marathon/Speedway......117,740,000 barrels
> Amoco...........................62,231,000 barrels
>
> If you do the math at $30/barrel, these imports
>amount to over $18 BILLION!
>
> Here are some large companies that do not import
>Middle Eastern oil:
>
> Citgo....................0 barrels
>Sunoco............. ..0 barrels
>Conoco............. ..0 barrels
>Sinclair............... 0 barrels
>BP/Phillips.......... 0 barrels
> Hess...................0 barrels
>
> All of this information is available from the
> Department of Energy and each is required to state
> where they get their oil and how much they are
> importing.They report on a monthly basis. Keep this
> list in your car; share it with friends. Stop paying
>for terrorism.............
>
> But to have an impact, we need to reach literally
> millions of gas buyers. It's really simple to do!!
> Now, don't wimp out at this point...keep reading and
> I'll explain how simple it is to reach millions of
> people!!
>
Interesting, I didn't know.....
>
> GASOLINE SOLUTION!
>
> We CAN buy gasoline that's not from Middle East.
> Why didn't George W. think of this? Gas rationing in
> the 80's worked even though we grumbled about it.
> It might even be good for us!
>
> The Saudis are boycotting American goods. We should
> return the favor. An interesting thought is to
> boycott their GAS. Every time you fill up the car,
>you can avoid putting more money into the coffers of
> Saudi Arabia. Just buy from gas companies that don't
> import their oil from the Saudis.
>
> Nothing is more frustrating than the feeling that
> every time I fill-up the tank, I am sending my money
> to people who are trying to kill me, my family, and
> my friends.
>
> I thought it might be interesting for you to know
> which oil companies are the best
>to buy gas from and which major companies import
> Middle Eastern oil
>
>Shell............................205,742,000 barrels
>Chevron/Texaco.............144,332,000 barrels
> Exxon /Mobil.................130,082,000 barrels
> Marathon/Speedway......117,740,000 barrels
> Amoco...........................62,231,000 barrels
>
> If you do the math at $30/barrel, these imports
>amount to over $18 BILLION!
>
> Here are some large companies that do not import
>Middle Eastern oil:
>
> Citgo....................0 barrels
>Sunoco............. ..0 barrels
>Conoco............. ..0 barrels
>Sinclair............... 0 barrels
>BP/Phillips.......... 0 barrels
> Hess...................0 barrels
>
> All of this information is available from the
> Department of Energy and each is required to state
> where they get their oil and how much they are
> importing.They report on a monthly basis. Keep this
> list in your car; share it with friends. Stop paying
>for terrorism.............
>
> But to have an impact, we need to reach literally
> millions of gas buyers. It's really simple to do!!
> Now, don't wimp out at this point...keep reading and
> I'll explain how simple it is to reach millions of
> people!!
>
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