I haven't blogged drunk in a long time. I think you'd like my drunk blogging a lot better lps. I'm very nice when I've been drinking.

I'm a mean sober.

Fuck you skinny!

Calm down Mike Mann.

I hate it when people tell me to calm down.

calm down lps

You're only as funny as your last post.

www.interpol-newalbum-leaked.com

Hey, check this out Must be the Whisky.

check this out lps.

http://www.pornvirus.net/freedownloads

Eric F. (Pop Culture) (Mr Jones) You can't come to the Sedaris show. Your a big downer. And you're probably not going to like it anyway, because you don't like anything.

Matty Bright. You are uninvited to the Sedaris show. The mere thought of the three of us (you, me, and sedaris) in the same room just creeps me out. So that frees up a ticket.

Matty B. You are no longer invited to the Sedaris show. Just the thought of the three of us all in the same room just creeps me the fuck out.

Matt B. I am uninviting you to the Sedaris show. The thought of the three of us (you, me, and sedaris) all in the same room just creeps me out.

I may be wrong here, but it seems like the more you date, the more names of feminist writers you have to remember. Is that all dating really is?

Nice Matt. Next time don't have somebody hold your nose shut when your reading.

Roll call for Sedaris

Who is going?

Little Pink Sock(s)
skinny for nothing
Must be the Whiskey
Me
"Pop Culture Jones" *finger point, wink*
Matt Bright (I think)

That covers the six tickets I bought last week.

I can buy two or three more tickets next week, in the general area. I talked to the ticket lady and there are seats all over where we are sitting: two to the right, two in front (row M), etc.

Bree wants to go, so I'll get her a tic. Child actor, are you comin? Should I get a tic for Joshua?

Later Ya'll! Have a good weekend!

For a laugh, listen to me narrate boring tutorials! http://otel.uis.edu/blackboard/tutorial I've worked hard developing these. I even designed the site. If it sucks and is hard to navigate and understand, it is my fault.

"Have you ever noticed how the dumb kids fill in all the wrong circles?" Principal Skinner's "comedy" routine.

Very funny, very Hamburger-esque.

"Women are easy, state capitals are hard." - President Bush

Reverand Gordon (the Baptist Minister) is fantastic. He was a good friend of my Mom's. I'm glad you enjoyed him.
LPS-- I'm glad that Mattie let you know. I didn't want to post it on the blog.
There were hundreds and hundreds of people at the visitation last night. It was truly amazing.

Mike.... thanks to you and your mom for coming. It was very nice to see you there.
My address is now on South MacArthur Blvd.... 808 S. MacArthur 62703.

I hope all are well.... what was that I heard about free Sedaris tickets?

I clicked on "random blog" and I came across some dick who started a blog on september 12 2001 because his car got crushed by a tree limb. Yeah what a cock! the name of his blog 1988 535is because that is the name (model) of his BMW.

OK so that was a bit harsh from me LPS. I didn't really mean to call you a hormonehater. I just get a bit too worked up about hormones sometimes. I meant to call the nazi fox a hormone hater.

Personally I'm just not that big of a purist when it come to mixing animal hormones with fake hormones with human hormones with male hormones with female hormones. Hell, I'd inject cow's estrogen if it'd make me a better dancer.

The Go Team! are the Hit Matt K. See if you can put their music on our blog. I'll front the copyright fees with that 10,000 dollar raise you got.

And also, I refuse to call you artic fox.

You should change your name to Hormone Hater, lps!

If I had some bovine hormone I'd squirt some up my nose just to make a point. I used to be a dairy farmer and the hormone is harmless.

I heard a babtist minister in a Catholic Church today. He asked the crowd (ie; clergy) if they knew what he was doing there. It was funny. I liked him. I'm thinking about becomeing Baptist now.

My mom's got some stuff she wants to send you Monica. If your out there, lemme know if your address is still 1024 S. Walnut. Your in my mind, heart, thoughts, prayers, and .... picture book. Much love from my family to you Child Actor.

I saw the best minds of my generation quit smoking.

Milk fortified with vitamin D does make bones stronger - as the article points out. Also something remiss in the article was wether milk and dairy products help to protect the strength of older people's bones?

Do you really think the there is some major cover up with dairy lobbyists and the gov't? It just bothers me to see sites out there that are called milksucks.com. If you ask me they're "teet" parasites. Sucking of the teet of milk. Teetscukers.

Someone at work called me a tit sandwitch the other day. I immediately thought of you Matt Bright.

Milk isn't what makes bones strong
Washington Times -
Milk and dairy products do not promote healthy bones in kids and young adults, a Washington-based research group found after analyzing 58 studies.

"The review was prompted by a 'calcium paradox,' the researchers said. Though Americans are some of the world's highest consumers of dairy products, U.S. rates of osteoporosis and bone fracture also are among the world's highest."

Dairy has little benefit on children's bone health? NutraIngredients-usa.com
Study: Exercise, Not Milk Best for Children's Bones Kansas City infoZine
Syracuse Post Standard - Daily News Central - Durham Herald Sun - Halifax Live - all 57 related »

Milk does NOT do a body good, counter to what most of you have been brainwashed to believe by the dairy industry. Even dietary supplements are showing little effect, which suprises me since that is what I rely on to get calcium.

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration says that Ecstasy could help traumatized soldiers deal with "flashbacks" and recurring nightmares---and maybe even head off post-traumatic stress disorder. So, a clinical "trial" program is under way, in which military victims of rape, sexual abuse and post-traumatic stress have been given MDMA.

Ecstasy trials for combat stress

David Adam, science correspondent
Thursday February 17, 2005
The Guardian