http://mikemannstoptengreatestposts.blogspot.com/

Let the search committee begin.

I want to nominate "Dance music is pretty gay." from an 11/8/2004 post.

That's going to go down as one of the classics.

I've really churned out some good ones lately. I think all of you should compile a committee to rank my top ten posts sometime.

I know how that feels LPS. I'm not known for being that funny, but the other day at work I said something so funny that it made 4 guys laugh, and a girl push me down into some rocks.

We were outside comparing girls' butts and I told this one girl that while her butt was fine it paled in comparison to this other girl's butt. Then I told her that her butt was a "lunch portion" compared to the other girl.

I think it was so funny because we all work at the Olive Garden.

OK these guys look like assholes. http://trui.blogspot.com/ They will be our rival. Piss them off Matt. Send them a letter.

We will annihilate the "truitjes webplaats."

Hey guys (and feminists) I think we should consider a rival blog. Can you get on that Matt? Piss somebody on the internet off.

I want to be the first to post: "Shame on them" and "How dare they?"

How How How ... How dare they?

Shame .. Shame Shame on ... Shame on them

Hey Hey - Politics: Condi Rice is no longer Natl. SEC. ADV. That's good news for the United States of America and this Boiling Cauldran of Hatred we call Earth.

Fall: It's that time of the year again to put on a sweater, jump in a pile of leaves, and feel up an underage girl in corduroys.

Fall: It's that time of the year agian to put on your carhardts, push matt k. in a pile of leaves, and feel up a "betty" in a pair of overalls.

Warning! Self Gratification Material Ahead:

Meaning of TUBER
Pronunciation: 'toobur

A starchy storage organ (such as a potato) formed by swelling of an underground stem or the distal end of a root.

I believe "Cline Felter" comes from the German "Cline Felcher", which means "to felch in a clinical setting under the auspices of hot nurses."

Or it could be a perversion of my co-worker's last name, Mark Clotfelter, who himself is a pervert and a member of this blog.

BTW, I love the name Pop Culture Jones. And I must say, *finger point, wink* "Back atcha!"

ODB, Dirt McGirt, Osirus, Joe Bannanas, Dirt Dog, and Big Baby Jesus are all dead.

You put Yassar into the mix that's 8 crazy mother fuckers dead.

to expound on that lps: the leading cause of death among young women is "men."