(The 15% of people that politics is geared toward.)


I'm a GANGSTA, Beeaatch!

Brian, that religious snake-oil (God Said Man Said)drives me crazy. While I appreciate the archetypes presented by Jesus and Stan, I mean Satan, other people's interpretations of the Bible are useless to me. I am intelligent enough to make my own interpretations of the interpretations of interpretations of interpretations of what originally may or may not have been said by God.
I would also have preferred that they get straight to the point instead of dressing their argument up in all sorts of convoluted and obsolete religious imagery. Just say, "Breast feeding is good for your baby," instead of, "Satan doesn't want YOU to breast feed, because he was never breast fed as a baby angel. So breast feed your baby for Jesus."

The argument that the dinosaurs were destroyed and fossilized by a massive wall of water (The Flood) does have scientific merit. The time frame of the flood, or floods, and the death of the dinosaurs is debatable.

I agree with the Thug Misses herself, Khia, when she says in her song, "Fuck them otha hoes":

Fuck dem other hoes,fuck dem other bitches
I'll ride for my hoes, I'll die for my bitches

Fuck you hoes,i'm the baddest lady
All my shit niggas hear,I know it drive them crazy
5'5" thick in the thighs, and I know you want it
Hoes hatin and plottin they scream by the way I flaunt it
Doing my thing how I want is how I represent it
Me and my hoes down south, that's how we gon kick it
Spit my flow the way I do because i'm just beginning
Big dumb ass hoes you better pay attention
I'll be that bitch that'll always put it down
Niggas hatin me cuz i'm fuckin with they kind
I'll be that bitch that'll call it like it is
Me and dirty down gon rock this bitch,so fuck you hoes

have a nice nap.

No Joe Natale for six weeks? :-( that's very sad.

Mr.N5 I haven't seen you around here for several days. You doin okay?

Satan? I think I know Satan. Not a very nice guy.

Vance, I think you would dig this site http://www.godsaidmansaid.com . Here's an excerpt:

In the beginning of this article I declared that Satan's desire to discredit breast-feeding is part of his meticulously engineered plan to destroy the benefits of God's Word in the lives of men. He is the diabolic master weaver of the network of evil...the spider's web. What appear to be unrelated benign strands turn out to be weapons of orchestrated catastrophic destruction. Nothing is left to chance in his web of deception. Consider how closely connected these supposed unrelated strands of the spider's web become in the Satanic effort to destroy the God designed home:

1. The ultimate purpose of this section of Satan's Web is to destroy the wholesome family structure.

2. In the late 1940's, right after WorldWar II, a deprived postwar population dived headlong into consumptionism. The line, "Keeping up with the Joneses" is coined as the American family's quest becomes two cars, a boat and a vacation at the beach.

3. The new spirit of consumptionism requires a two job-two income house. Mom went off to work.

4. Breast-feeding had to be eliminated to facilitate the new two-income home...thus enters baby formula...the new "wonder" of science.

5. A huge population of women in the workforce interacting with other women's husbands leads to a huge increase in adultery, guilt and divorce.

6. Broken homes create displaced and emotionally unbalanced children.

7. Women's careers are promoted, as the honorable occupation of wife, mother and homemaker is demeaned.

8. The need for abortion to protect careers and eliminate unwanted and illegitimate infants.

9. Large increases in suicide and murder take place.

10. Sexually transmitted diseases become rampant.

11. Children are born with lower IQ's therefore less capable to succeed in life.

12. Damage is done to women's overall health and psychological well-being.

The list obviously goes on and on. Satan discredits breast-feeding which appeared to be an unrelated benign strand in his web but now you have THE RECORD.

A twist like the woman he picks is a millionare?

Oh the irony that would be. Straight pimpin'

Vance, Have you watched that show? Do you have ANY ideas on the twist?

So there is one show left next week and there is some sort of a "twist". I'll bet joe millionaire is either really rich or has gotten one of the lovely ladies pregnant.

monica's got a thing for joe (millionare)

Pimpin' ain't easy

Hooray for the return Of the Gonzo Journalist! Kevin! What's life like inside the media curtain? How much unreality can we take! Very few things on TV have any relevance to any of our lives. I just wanna know what it is like to be the Wizard.

Which is dumber? The Joe Millionaire, or Joe Millionaire? The show is watchable, but I stopped watching after he eliminated all but three buxom babes. But you will find that Joe is as "dumb as they come," according to one of his ex-girlfriends.

oh yeah.,..and this is Kevin again....who is Vance Anderson?

So speaking of that whole "Joe Millionaire" fiasco...who did he finally pick? and does anyone else think its funny that one of the finalists appeared in a series of bondage films...including "Hogtied" and "Novices in knots." Films that I rather enjoyed....and she also appeared in a series of foot fetish films as well. Well, that about tells you the quality of Fox Television... the same newsnetwork that brought you Geraldo Rivera (who lied about being wounded in Afghanistan)

This blog is from the infamous Gonzo Journalist...Kevin Hankis


P.S. I'm all about bondage flicks...just not Geraldo

has anyone here ever watched "the bachelorette?"
i tuned in tonight for the first time and i'm fascinated by how DUMB it is. Joe Millionaire has my vote.

he he "BITS STULTS" that's me

We all become our porn names.

I already have a porn name though.

No comments:

those people know nothing of my teachings. how they ever got their degree in communications is beyond me.

if thier is one form of communication where a person can achieve a discarnate state it is with written words on a paper. nor would i assume simutunaity is synonymous with discarnation.

take the bin laden tapes for example. they were released to the public simutaneously. if the transcripts of his words were sent to everyone in the united states, do you think the public would cognitively process his message in a more "intimate and all-encompassing" manner. yes. the act of reading something better allows people to lose themself in the message.

i'm not sure what bob and scott are talking about exactly, but I usually associate people who quote McLuhan as part of the pseudo-intellectual seventies yuppies.

across the universe

scott: Here's a different train of thought: is writing a discarnate experience?
bob: On the internet.
scott: But putting words on a piece of paper--are you not out of your body?
bob: No, discarnate is simultaneity, you're communicating immediately with everybody else, and you don't do that with writing. When you're on the telephone, or on TV or radio, you've got millions of people sharing that electric space, so, no, all technologies up to the telegraph are not discarnate. The telegraph is the beginning of discarnate writing. McLuhan defines the telegraph as the electrification of writing, or the simultaneity of writing, and e-mail is the satellite version of the telegraph. That's why my chart begins with the telegraph.
scott: But even the book that's out there, with 1,000s of readers all reading it, that's not discarnate?
bob: No...
scott: Because it's not simultaneous.
bob: And it's not LIVE. See electric technology is alive, it's organic. All mechanical technologies, like the book, which is the mechanization of the handicraft of the wine press--in technologically historical terms--they are not talking to you. Anything that doesn't talk to you, you can't hear, is mechanical. But a radio you can hear, television you can hear, computers you can hear now. When computers came in in the '70s and '80s, they were visual, you typed on them, they actually brought back the Gutenberg values temporarily. And that may be why the '70s created the yuppie: it retrieved that visual, 19th century bias temporarily. But then once you get into virtual reality or CD-ROM, there's a voice speaking to you. And speech is the first human technology, it's the most intimate, most all-encompassing medium. When we get into the world where objects aren't speaking to you, that's the mechanical phase. In our time, it's from the book up to...just before the movie, I guess. The book and the newspaper, and machines--a lump of steel--doesn't talk to you.

The future of man CAN be predicted - to a certain extent - by predicting the future of man(n)'s technology.
Also, we all become our names. Michael Mann = My Call Man. Monica Maher = Money Coma Her. Joseph Natale = Yo self Not Telling. What are you not telling us, Joe? Monica, Wake up, and gimme dat cash! Michael, thanks for being there for me, bud. 'Preciate it.

My bosses name is Margeret Niederer. Knead er er. Knead: to work and press into a mass with or as if with the hands.
She has been working for three years advocating for residents' rights for people in nursing homes, and today she informed me that the Illinois General Assembly is dangerously close to finally passing legislation (HB1240, HB1484, HB1207) that will make the Ombudsman program independent - away from conflicts of interest that abound within the Agency on Aging it is under now.
Now to accomplish such a difficult task, she has been PRESSING this issue into the MASSes, kneading it, if you will, into any agency, legislator, or citizen's advocy group that will listen.

we all become our names

Vance Anderson.
Vance: Old English name meaning "marshland," "dweller at the windmill"

I am so high right now. Yeow! And I've only been drinking coffee. Eric and I have a double dinner date for Thursday, but he is reluctant to go. I'm going make him - I don't want him ruining this rare chance I get to hang out with grrls.

Put your STEAK KNIVES down, my people! Follow me. I tell you to lead yourselves! Ignore the Bin Laden tapes! His physical body is dead but his TV body will live a long, long time. Don't participate with the mainstream media!

Brian you's a wanksta, cause you always frontin. You've been in the game a long time, but you still ain't got nothin.

Fo' Sheezy

I washed all of my knives today so that I was prepared.

Let's all hear it for Vance........... VANCE! Give me a V. Give me an A. Give me an N. Give me a C. Give me an E. And what does that spell? VANCE!!

Wow!

This Vance Anderson guy is fantastic.

Hey Vance. I got some pretty big knives too. What should I do with them?

Yes, a steak knife will work.

Does anybody know how to drop out of society? I really really need to. Or more precisely, is dropping out a mind game or a physical game?

As you can see I changed my name. On the Internet, we can be anyone we want.

like a steak knife?
I have no problem staying home

I'm going to advise you to stay home until this blows over.
And carry a kitchen knife on you at all times.

So the Psycho Stalker of a few months ago has made an "encore appearance" so to speak. He started calling me a few days ago and driving through the parking lot at the video store. And to top it all off, i was at the 6th street store the other day and he dropped off the movie (this is pretty frightening) FATAL ATTRACTION-------- Let's hear it for irony folks.