I don't understand. Why did you tell him to have a nice weekend?

I went out canvassing for Marc Sanson this afternoon. He is running for Ward 6 Alderman. It is a unique experience going door to door asking your neighbors for something (in this case, signatures). With several people, the first thing out of thier mouths was, "What are you selling?" And there is always that retired person wanting to tell you there life deeds. We went up to one house today, complete with Jesus and "We vote Pro-life" stickers in the window, and I noticed when the old man opened the door, he was listening to Rush Limbaugh really loud. He was nice enough. Told us about when he was a mail carrier 25 years ago and delivered mail to these same neighborhoods near Glenwood. But we had work to do, so we left. But not until saying, "Have a nice weekend."

Response to Monica's Ultimatum: I hired Brian Wanless as entertainment consultant to keep the entertainment value of the Wily Beaver up. I know our ratings our down among 26 year old Family Video employess, and that is our most attractive market.
We have to ask ourselves, What would Fox News do?

I'm finishing up some heavy school projects and finals week is next week, so my posts are limited right now. But after this weekend, the Biblical flood of Moronic Matt's incoherent ramblings begin! Get out your ark!

BEAVERS UNITE!!!! I know that the holidays can be a bit stressful and cause everyone to get a little busy, but I am afraid you guys are out shopping too much (matt). Where have all the beavers gone? You guys aren't posting much of anything to entertain me these days. I need reasons to keep coming back here. Happy beavers we are all and to all a beaver night!

Batman---he is the caped crusader.

What's all this about red velvet cake? I'm not sure what that is. Would one of you be willing to educate me on the subject?

Oh yes, quite rediculous old chap.

Matt, That's pretty ridiculously funny!

Here is a ridiculous link, for those of you who have ever seen the footage of the '69 moon landing.

One small step for man...

I think you guys are sounding sillier and sillier all the time.

I was just looking for my promise ring CD, and I found it at Jim's, but i found also that I still wanted to ask the question.

So I reframed the question. But instead of "Promise Ring - Wood/Water CD" I put "strawberries."

Emo is hella cool. Red velvet cake tastes hella good. Mike's second grade girlfriend is hella cute. I am hella outta her(e).

sounds like a post promise ring project Matt.

on that note promise ring broke up. there's an analogy here somewhere.

all the notes have died. on that note, my farts are smelling like freshly popped butter popcorn, and I can't stop thinking about my second grade girlfriend. Long live EMO

Has anybody seen my strawberries?

Red velvet cake is delicious. No doubt about that. I hope you got everything you wanted for your birthday.
I hope all of the beavers out there had a beautiful tgiving day (however you chose to spend it).