Thursday, February 10, 2005

I find myself only watching or listening to pro-gay programs, features, and books, such as "The L Word", "Angels In America", or David Sedaris.

I view very few pro-woman events. It's just so much more hip to be a gay man these days than a straight woman.

Even politically, it is much more palatable to get behind the gay man who says "I just want to marry my boyfriend" than the woman I heard at the GW inaguration protest talking about reproductive rights. She was speaking to the crowd about how thankful she was to get an abortion. It just didn't sound right.
Not quite queer, If you bring the pils, I'll bring the tix.

It's a Sunday night in April (doesn't that sound nice? I'm looking at the snow-covered soccor fields out my window).

Sedaris ticket prices vary upon where you are sitting. For example:

Mezzanine Center Rear $27.00
Balcony Left Rear $27.00
Balcony Center $30.00
Balcony Right Wing $33.00
Mezzanine Center $35.00
Orchestra Left $35.00

Where to sit? They let you pick.

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Ha. In retrospect it would seem as if my balding lisp joke was a direct jab at you clinefelter. Now all I gotta do is give you food poisoning to really piss on your soul.

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