have a great weekend beavers

i saw mrs. n5 yesterday in salisbury illinois at a little tea room where i was having lunch. she was with a bunch of ladies and then they went to the place next door and she bought plants or flowers or something. She is a sweetie!

matt b... i'm glad you be alive... sorry to hear bout your arm and stuff.... hang tuff kid!

mattie... i won't send you chain letters anymore

Who's your favorite corpse beavers?

My status? I donno. I might be a dead overweight Arab with uncharacteristic facial hair, dead in Iraq, or I might me a multi-billionare dancing my tooshie off in Italy. That's how I feel right now.

jezebel's envy. That's the name of her live journal.

Jesus, Matt! I'm glad you are ok. I left you a voice mail message. I want to talk to you about tattoos, too. I want to get one and I will only talk to people who already have one, because I notice the only people who bitch and whine about tattoos are pussy's who don't have any.

I replied to everyone about the pepsi email on purpose. Chain mail annoys me, unless I can step back and see the social function it represents. Chain email is not about the content in the information overloaded Internet, but rather reflective of how quickly memes, causes, or ideas come - within seconds - and fade away just as fast, with nobody remembering they ever existed.

A pretty girl is like a violent crime
if you do it wrong you do the time
but if you do it right it is sublime

The Magnetic Fields, A pretty girl is like...

I picked up a headlight to replace the driver's side headlight that burned out on Bianca's Suburu. She talked about her stressing day at work. We went to her room and made love, and later she cooked dinner; cut green beens and buttered noodles.

I've lost eight pounds since my mom has been on vacation. It is quite awesome. I can almost see my stomach muscles.

Bianca admonished me for being in the computer science master's program and not being able to speak Leet, a cipher invented by gamers and Internet geeks used to communicate exclusively with their virtual cadre. The name derives from elite, which is how these Internet assholes see themselves, since their so nerdy in real life. An example of leet speak, would be the name leet itself, spelled with the number 3 in place of the E: L33t.

"oh, my beating heart" would translate to "Oh, MY be@t1Ng h3@r+," at least according to this L33t-5p34k translator.

I told her L33t-5p34k was one of my graduate requirements.

uncle mike..... what's your status?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY today to Matt Natale!!! If you see him out tonight... sing him a happy song!

mattie... do you remember sending me that email a few days ago? you responded to my pepsi forward? you somehow replied to my entire list of email buddies.
anyhow......... does this blogger have to keep changing?

brian.... that was mean!

I'm scared of girls and all of their internal plumbing that makes them different from men.

That is why is feels so naught and fun when I get to kiss one. And now that I found one that I really like, I don't know her email address. I'm thrilled by that. I'm not ready to be introduced to her online personality.

The wireless standards will work themselves out through committees and lobbyists and damn fine bright people. Try not to worry about things you cannot control, Gasbag.

I can definately sign on to be boy of the week. Sometimes I feel just that disposable.

Fuck you Monica. Sorry, there's no call for that, but there has just not been much to have an opinion on around here lately. The anger has been building. Screw you all!

Oh, what about Clinton saying people should move on from the whole radioactive material thing? Interesting.

CDMA uses either DBPSK (Dual Binary Phase-Shift Keying), OQPSK (Offset
Quadrature Phase-Shift Keying), or QPSK (Quadrature Phase-Shift
Keying). GSM uses GMSK (Gaussian Minimum Shift Keying). IS-54/IS-136
TDMA uses pi/4-DQPSK (pi/4-Differential Quadrature Phase-Shift
Keying). iDEN uses 16-QAM (16-Level Quadrature Amplitude Modulation)

matt k we also need to get this boy of the week thing up and running.. can you post it as one of my links? and then all the beavers can sign in on it?

beavers of the world, have a great night. I'll be spending mine at work... booooooooooo

i don't think there is ANYTHING funny about the way matt natale smells!

Anyone else think Matt Natale smells funny?

what happened to the "silent but violent" flatulent gasbag? PUN INTENDED
he's usually pretty opinionated around here.

He was giving a speach.

I saw the Ultimate Warrior on C-Span the other night.

Uncle Mike,
the rumor mill has it that you are thinking of moving back to springfield after your lease is up?
I'm not sure springfield can handle you!! But we'd like to try

Mattie,
does bianca have an email address that you know of? that would help me out in my search... i may have something here.
and yes matt.. there is more to OUR relationship than fucking and fighting. first of all..... we DO NOT fight. never have and i like it that way. Yesterday for instance, we built a porch swing.... bought lumber and stuff and put it together. then we went for dinner and a late night scooter ride.
We also spend time walking in the park, and just doing stuff. I don't know.
tis great to be in love

I'm gonna try to play the asshole for awhile. Girls like that, right?

I'll give 10 bucks to anyone who can find Bianca's online live journal. She's making me search for it.

Her alias is Jezebel and it is apparently full of bad poetry, some about me (hopefully). It's called Jezebel's cherry or something similar. I can't recall the exact phrase. I do know that she wrote in it the other day-- the 21st or 22nd. She likes punk rock, tatoos, manga, linux, post-emotional hardcore, Tom Robbins, Anais Nin, and traditional middle eastern dress (veils and such).

Happy hunting.

Somebody please tell me there is more to relationships than fucking and fighting. And don't include the long stretches of bored silence.

Monica, you're in one. How are you pulling it off?

Joe, you're freakin married. What's your secret? Or is it Mrs, N5's cooking?

This blog needs a blowjob.

I think Promise Ring are bigger homos than Oscar.


And that's saying something.

How about some more poetry? This next poem is fitting for my situation. Oscar Wilde was a emo-boy/indie rocker of the Victorian Era. He could have been in Promise Ring.

Helas!

To drift with every passion till my soul
Is a stringed lute on which can winds can play,
Is it for this that I have given away
Mine ancient wisdom and austere control?
Methinks my life is a twice-written scroll
Scrawled over on some boyish holiday
With idle songs for pipe and virelay,
Which do but mar the secret of the whole.
Surely there was a time I might have trod
The sunlit heights, and from life's dissonance
Struck one clear chord to reach the ears of God:
Is that time dead? lo! with a little rod
I did but touch the honey of romance -
And must I lose a soul's inheritance?

Oscar Wilde

Praise James Joyce.

I finally going to get a tatoo. I'll start out simple--with an array of stars.