Sounds like a fine reachable goal.

My life's ambition: Middle Management.

So, Mike is supposed to be in town tonight and I suppose you guys will be going out. I am not off til bout 1230...... I probably won't see you guys... have fun!
Until tomorrow!

Dude.
Uneducated Loser.
Seriously.
That picture is funny.

The Filthy Critic says about Igby Goes Down:
"Somebody kill J.D. Salinger so he can turn in his grave."

He gave it three fingers, which a pretty high rating coming from him. Keep it real, Filthy!
Igby gets a 75% fresh rating on the Tomatometer! That is really fresh!
Igby goes down is on my to-rent list.

"Support the Troops...even the gay ones!" That is what one of today's Letter to the Editor writers put on their yardsign. He also mentioned the new world order. Sweet.

He is also really good in Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys if any of you haven't seen that...

Oh yeah.. and i am now in love with Kieran Culkin.

I really thought Igby Goes Down was a fantastic movie. Very dark, But all of the actors/actresses did well. I really enjoyed Jeff Goldblum's character!

Hmmmmmmmmmmm........... I have no words for that. The graphics ARE in fact Awesome.. but hmmmmmmmmmmm.......

Oh god that is awful!
But the graphics are so awesome!

I'm torn.
Is that a 1970's red-headed Fabio? Why is his eye twinkling?
What is on that nurse's tongue?

Per request:

pink sheets and pics of the dubya daugters? the Hussein Regime was a lot kinkier then we ever thought.

Vancey.. i'm there... let me know details

Eric and I are going out tonight. Who is with us?

You are either with us or against us.

And where is Tater? Is he basking in the glory and ecstasy of conservative victory?

how did you like it Brian?

Monica,

I have seen Igby Goes Down.

Vancey...... how are you?

Has anyone else seen IGBY GOES DOWN?

Thus the basis of it's appeal... Trampolines are fun Fun FUN! Ever been on one? The bigger the better.

Matt Bright.... that is beautiful,,,, the field of springs ...... That makes springfield sound so much more beautiful... :-)

oh oh ohhhhhhhhh everybody plays the fool

Satisfaction may be cruel

Everybody plays the fool
There's no exception to the rule

I look gift horses
in the mouth
I punch their rotten
teeth out

Sabado es mi cumpleanos. Start buying presents.

Hey Matt. You can sleep on the couch with me and the pups if you can't find a place to stay. What happened to your Mom's place? Did she move out withouut telling you?

I'm not getting any more back on my taxes then before we elected that dumb Republican. What's the deal dubya? Did he cut everybodies taxes but mine?

Mike, I thought you were coming to Springfield? Your Birthday is Saturday. Should I bid on the Spongebob backback I found on eBay for you?

Bush has taken enough heat and blame. W in 2004! We need tax cuts!

Vancey are you bored? No yawning allowed on the beaver. You are making ME tired.
Happy Tax Day to everyone out there. I hope everyone is getting a big fat refund this year. If not... I say we blame it on BUSH.

The adventures of Harry the Hacker, everyman's favorite cyber-criminal.

Harry the Hacker could leave a long trail of lawsuits in his wake.

At the RSA Conference 2003 here on Tuesday, lawyers outlined a hypothetical scenario, in which Harry the Hacker, angry because he's been fired, decides to put his computing skills to work for nefarious purposes. During his cracking spree, Harry's escapades include using the insecure system of We Care Hospital to launch an attack against a bank, stealing the credit card numbers of customers of an online porn company, discovering the medical records of his former boss, which indicate he has just tested positive for HIV, and posting those records on the Web.

Harry then absconds with millions and flees the country, leaving a path strewn with victims of identity theft, privacy breaches, and of course, staggering financial losses. Soon after, the finger pointing ensues.

*Blink Blink*

*Yawn*

Today's selection from my vault "You Make Me Feel" - Sylvester

Everybody's movin, everybody's groovin.

How many athiests does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't believe in light bulbs!

How many sadomasochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to fit the bulb up his ass backwards and one to spin him around upside down in the leather ceiling contraption.

For now I have someone going with me. If that status changes I will make it known.

Here's a joke that I came up with. It's pretty funny.

How do you kill a cat?

Well .... you can cut its head off.

ha

How many nihilists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who the fuck cares?

What's Fliege's phone?

what ever happened to those lips tickets whore?

"There's too many freaks and not enough circuses"

Matt, you really don't know who Neil Young is or were you being facitious? Honestly, I don't know who Lucinda Williams is, but I don't listen to alot of the popular music out there either.

Today's selection - "Ged Down on It" Kool and the Gang

It is like you said, people who have seizures are mostly embarassed by having other people watch them twitch while holding there hand. She'll never look at you the same way again.

The world has gotten a little colder tonight. And I'm getting a little warmer. G'night.

tommy franks for president of wwe?

as long as we're there. ATTACK SYRIA. why not?

there's a mentally disabled lady at my job who roles silverwhere. I've never seen her have a siezure before, bet she had one this afternoon. I saw her go down, so I went over to help her. there's not much I could do, so I just held her hand for a minute or two while she was convulsing. It was scary shit. She finally came to and it looked like she just wanted to cry. It took her a long time to finally get her senses together.

I once had a siezure. I was leaving gym class, and a guy rushed me and hit me in the chest - right on my heart. I went down right there in the hallway. I started to siezure, and I was scared. When I finally came to I played if off like it was nothing. I was embarassed. The guy that hit me apologized over and over.

I don't know why that guy went after me. I guess he thought I could take it.

After this lady at work - Lisa - came to, I rubbed her shoulder and tried to make her feel better, but I don't think it worked. I don't think she ever liked me too much. She's always had a big crush on Steve the Bartender.

I would assume that the indepedent wrestling circuit still thrives outside of McMahn controlled areas - such as Latin America and Japan. However I have little faith that anyone will ever be able to topple Vince's regime in America.

Yeah! Let's through Matt a big party! We can invite lots of raver kids, beautiful girls, crazy electronica music, laser light shows and bucketfulls of psychedelic drugs.

I called Jim, the Beatles expert, and he said Hamburg was like a sleazy European Las Vegas, complete with prostitutes and seedy bars. Hamburg would pay big money for British bands to come and play, and often bands, incuding the Beatles, would play for eight hours at a time. John Lennon said that there best music was never recorded, referring to these early days on non-stop playing. I assume this is how they got good at playing as well.

Too bad more bands don't put that much playing time into learning their instruments and crafting their sound. Bands like Good
Charlotte either don't care about getting good or aren't encouraged to. Record companies sign up crap that will sell, not necessarily sound fully formed.

As it would happen, similar to the death of practicing has killed music, the death of the independent circuit is what killed Pro-wrestling. The guys just don't get the in-ring experience they used to. That is why Brock Lesner, hailed as the Next Big Thing, landed on his head when jumping off the top rope at wrestlemania. He, like many other of these new generation wrestlers, just don't have the in-ring experience, which is hurting the business.

As always Joe, your perspective is insightful and refreshing.
Why were the Beatles performing in Hamburg Germany before they hit it big? Is that what bar bands from Britain did before becoming successful -- tour Europe?

Vancey, I don't think anyone has mentioned that to Josh.. But i'll let him know.
So i got some very very exciting news about 2 minutes ago........... Matt Bright will be in town on Saturday... YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
I can't wait to see him.