I was doing my laundry this morning and was reminded of the time the neighbors cat snuck into my apartment and took a shit in my diry laundry. I will never forgive that cat. I washed and dried my clothes with that dried out shit, and afterwards all my "clean clothes" smelled like dried out cat shit and Tide.

You can purchase Jose Canseco's world series ring off his website for $40,000.

What would karl rove do?

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Sometimes I'd like to invite you all over, lock the doors, and set the place ablaze.