If you type bimbo into "looksmart" you get Monica's report card.

That is the unfunniest thing I've ever written.

If you type in "world biggest bogey-bum" you get a picture of Joe Natale.

Hey Jim Muir. You ever done any of that stigata stuff while you were high on acid?

The smurfs used to make me really happy, now I don't know.
Commusism is so 1916.

Fuck the Goddamn Internet!

You do a harmless search on Google for "Gargamel" - you remember, that greedy dark character from the Smurfs - and what shows up?

A comparison between Gargamel and the capitalists and how the Smurfs are Communist Propaganda, down to Papa Smurf's red undies! Fucking people with too much paranoia and time on their hands, taking a Hanna Barbara cartoon too seriously! Sounds like a Rush Limbaugh fan to me.

See for yourself here: PAPA SMURF IS A COMMUNIST

Monica. Smart girls are sexy, but getting a "b" makes you look like a bimbo. Better luck next semester sister.

b is for bimbo.

Wrong again "not my contempt." The google thing matt wrote about was funny. Not terribly funny, but still.

bah, that's simple google manipulation.

if I had a bunch of people put in Matt K and shithead the same thing would occur

simple tricks for simpletons i say

Type in "miserable failure" on google, click "I'm feeling Lucky", and you will get the Biography of President George W. Bush.

b is for booooooooo indeed.

Merry Christmas everybody. And remember, the more you hate yourself and the world you live in, the more Christ loves you.

You see, I have an advantage over you all: I am a sci-fi nerd. We don't get depressed. We live in a happy world of goblins and elves, and though the evil Lord of the Dark Forest can never truly be driven out, we know that the wherever the light shines, the shadow does disappear.

There is a downside of being a comic-book reading, fantasy-loving dork. Most of us have bad hair and clothing, and don't really care about washing our greasy hair and bodies. And don't ever come over to our mother's basement where we live. It is really messing and smelly.