b is for booooooooo indeed.

Merry Christmas everybody. And remember, the more you hate yourself and the world you live in, the more Christ loves you.

You see, I have an advantage over you all: I am a sci-fi nerd. We don't get depressed. We live in a happy world of goblins and elves, and though the evil Lord of the Dark Forest can never truly be driven out, we know that the wherever the light shines, the shadow does disappear.

There is a downside of being a comic-book reading, fantasy-loving dork. Most of us have bad hair and clothing, and don't really care about washing our greasy hair and bodies. And don't ever come over to our mother's basement where we live. It is really messing and smelly.