I bet cats think humans are weird and unpredictable. Bianca has a gay cat named Fred, but I call him Phred. Phred totally wants me to finger his butthole-- Sorry Phred, I can only have sexual relations with one creature at a time. Not like those Mormons and Tennessee rednecks.

Quite messing with me.

I love moustaches!

During the storm today I felt like a fish in a sea, and the world was our ocean. The air had currents, and the tides pushed people where they wanted to go.

i got new rotors in the front, new pads, the drums resurfaced in the back as well as new brake shoes in the back.

you just got that car..... you already needed new pads? damn... you must brake hard!

I'm off to pick up my car ... new brakes all around = $300
it's my lucky day!

uncle mike, yes josh and i are moving in together. We looked at a place today that is awesome.
My class schedule for next semester is such: research methods in psychologh , child development, exceptional child , and health: mind, body, spirit.
I think i am eligible for a MAP grant... that would be very awesome.

What classes you taking Monica?

Wait a minute. "We" found a place to live. You moving in with Josh?

Wow! Mr. Grumpy-Grump Grump A-Lot. I wasn't asking about her vag-lips. I was just inquiring about her tooshie.

"if Matt is into the girl I'm thinking of, he's got probems ahead."

Tell me the worst naysayer, I'm in it neck deep already. What do you need to tell me about bianca that I would need to be prepared for? I already know she has been with a lot of guys. It doesnt bother me.

see ya on campus Monica.

Do you hear this sound?

Whoosh!

It is me blowing life back into the Wily Beaver.

You fucking perverts. I'm talking about the romance of the century and you wanna know how nice her tush is?
I haven't had sex in years. I'm nervous about that part. I'm staying abstinant for now.

Did Pat say something about "leagalized prostitution?"

I don't know what the big deal is about guys having sex. Do you really think God is up there cringing and muttering to himself everytime two guys start going at it? I can hear him now: "What an abomination!"

i think we found a place to live. Matt, I'll let you know when the moving in party is. Have to finalize the transaction though.
I've gotten registered for 16 credit hours this fall......... i'm a college student again. see ya on campus matt.

I'm taking some time off from the beav. I wanna girl too.

Matty B. I got your check. I'll send it to you when I get my check this friday. remind me your latest adress.

Seduced by Jazz.

Man. You take a hiatus from the beaver, and you pick up some pu-tang. Is that Irony?

you guys shouldn't be rude about it!
Does anybody know of any apartment rentals available in the washington park area?

matt's girlie is adorable

They got a name for those fuckers that wear their hair like they're in the Strokes. It's called post-sex hair.

Is there a doctor in the House?

Yes, I think there is . . . A Doctor Love in the House.

Dr. Matt Love.

details Matt details. Does she have a nice toosh?

It wasn't my fault. She put on ambient lighting and played indie rock and jazz music. She seduced me.

I met a girl
that I like
I kissed her
and we danced

Growing up in a "broken home" has been an great experience for me. I had two dads. Everyone should have more then one.
Dads - they come a dime a dozen, but I had a really good one.

Joe - where you been? You're the smartest funniest beaver here. Where the hell you been?

I mean - Jaysus H. Callamity. Say something.

Furthermore: did conservatisist bite the holy one? Where is that conservative jerk tayter?

Joe Sucks. I've always wanted to say that.