Fire in the whole!

Oh you pretty things, yes it is the little things
that make the world go round.

Exterminate them

I like that name: The WILY INTRUDER. Sounds like a burgler.

I hope Monica/Josh approves. Today is a little overcast. I slept my ass off last night, thanks in part to the little white pill. At least nobody has bothered me this morning: I've only been here 24 minutes.

Actually, I think Mike left his stove on.

We'll think about the dinner proposition. We'll let you know

We think that from now on... we'll refer to me as "we" so it appears that Josh has some bearing on EVERY decision that I make.

If you have any objections you can let us (by us i mean "we")know.

"Private". Right. I never said it was your email, did I?

Give yourself a blog name, will you? Your posts say "posted by on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 at 9:57 AM" It can be changed in the settings area.

I think Josh should cook us dinner some night.

Monica, make your boyfriend cook us a pot roast or something.

Please, I'm really hungry. And it would be nice to sit down to dinner with you two. I saw you and Josh at FamVid, but all he had to say was when my movies were due back (Monday and Thursday). He did ask about what I do, but that isn't the time or place for socializing.

Fine, bologna sandwiches with mayonnaise will due. Just invite Mike and me over. Mike will bring a cassorole, now that he has his own stove.

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

I talked to Kim last night. SHe said that maybe we shouldn't get drunk together anymore.

I read that to mean that their is still a chance we can make out again.

As Reverend Jesse Jackson once said:

Keep hope alive.

Keep hope alive.

Keep hope alive.

"I am the happiest white bitch in America....thanks to you"

My fans, ladies and gentlemen.

Hello, my quiet little soldiers! The war is not yet lost.

Quoth the Raven, "Nevermind".

As for carrot cake, "The Center for Science in the Public Interest (CSPI) has named The Cheesecake Factory’s Carrot Cake as its Food Porn of the Month for June, for having 1,560 calories and 84 grams of fat, 23 of them saturated, in one slice. The average adult consumes about 2,000 calories in an entire day..."

Carrot Cake on Steroids

GOOD MORNING BEAVERS!!!