War is the only game in which it doesn't pay to have the home-court advantage.

Ahhh, another Saturday morning.

Just sitting down to watch Best Week Ever and The Soup. A couple shows that are my guilty pleasure.

What's some of your "guilty pleasures"? Please keep donkey show comments out of this.

What is a "pants party"?

I'm so unhip.

This is just irritating:

George Costanza's answering machine

I just woke up.

Forgot to set my alarm last night so I'm already late for work.

Think I might watch Knight Rider before I get ready to go. I'm already late so what does it matter at this point?

When will flava ever learn to stay away from these women?

There's nothing funny about this at all.