Monday, March 08, 2004

Some dumb whore once told me men were dogs, so I guess I should be aroused by both smells.

The sewage treatment plant must be the sexiest place on earth!
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Dogs are more sexually aroused by the smell of butt then humans are. That's the birds and bees for you.
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Men are more sexually aroused by water then women are. I'm going to go get a glass of water right now.
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Sunday, March 07, 2004

OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN:

6 days

All cards can be addressed to

Monica Maher
808 S MacArthur Blvd
Springfield, IL 62704

Thank you.
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assuming that Mike is the MPB... I called you and didn't leave a message like you called me 3 times friday night and didn't leave a message. I tried answering and you hung up on me the first time. The second time you just didn't say anything. the third time i didn't answer so you could leave a message and you didn't.
WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT???
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