Some dumb whore once told me men were dogs, so I guess I should be aroused by both smells.

The sewage treatment plant must be the sexiest place on earth!

Dogs are more sexually aroused by the smell of butt then humans are. That's the birds and bees for you.

Men are more sexually aroused by water then women are. I'm going to go get a glass of water right now.

OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN:

6 days

All cards can be addressed to

Monica Maher
808 S MacArthur Blvd
Springfield, IL 62704

Thank you.

assuming that Mike is the MPB... I called you and didn't leave a message like you called me 3 times friday night and didn't leave a message. I tried answering and you hung up on me the first time. The second time you just didn't say anything. the third time i didn't answer so you could leave a message and you didn't.
WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT???