Matt threw a party. Strange enough.

At some point in the night, I came to the realization that I was at "that" party. You know what I mean here?  At every party you realize that you at some kind of party, and someone says something that is completely cool and acceptable, but only at "that" kind of party.

I think what was said was the word "argayle." 

Matt threw the kind of party where the word "argaryle" was just great.

Khalil starts second grade today.

I'm going swimming.

Stupid tiny letters. My posts get smaller and smaller. Blogger is acting strange.

Plus, Margaret, aka, "little pink socks" is MIA. And all her posts are gone with her. She will be missed, for she injected a little much-needed life into this floundering blog.

Come back, little pink socks, come back!

Monica, that is not just a funny cartoon, but also a t-shirt! I thought it was funny because it talks about relationships and beavers, my two favorite things.

"Kim" is absolutely adorable. As for whether she takes one lump or two, I've yet to ask. She used to teach at Building Blocks, if I'm not mistaken, or one of those places with the little people - "kids" I belive they are called. She likes children, you like children (other people's of course), you two would get along famously. Maybe not J-lo and Ben famous, but famous enough.

Here's to hoping my party is a blowout, not a washout. If it rains....no one's allowed inside. Let them get wet.

Did any of you know what  a bitch it is to get into UofI in Champaign?
I mean really folks............ it's just a college.
I can get in but their gen ed requirements include 3 years of a foreign language.
Does Sign-language count as a foreign language?

That's all folks...........

Hey White Bitch--------
 Just wanted to let you know that Wynona looks good in the window.
It's perfect, don't change a thing.

Good Morning Beaver Friends (and Strangers)

   I was hoping that one of you could tell me a little bit more about "Kim". (Matt, you let her name slip in your last post).
Who is Matt's friend? Where did he meet her? What is her favorite color? Does she take one lump or two?
I want to come to Matt's soire (sp?) /bash on Friday night but I am terribly afraid of meeting new people. This "kim" person may prevent me from showing up.  (Probably not but I'll try that excuse).

Matt......... I loved the cartoon you posted. It was funny.

 

"Woodward meets Bush at a White House Christmas party in 2002. Though it's months before the prez would declare war on Iraq, Bush suggests that a sequel to Woodward's previous best seller, Bush at War, should be in the works.'Maybe it will be called More Bush at War,' Bush says. Laura Bush responds, 'Let's hope not.'" [Slate's "Condensed Bob Woodward";

HMMMM. Point taken, just like the panties from the neighbor lady's bedroom you stole.

What's the reverse sexist remark for "All women are sluts"? I'm not saying they are, that would be wrong and sexist. I'm all about gender equality.

Since we are on the subject, Kim told me I turned her into a whore. She is really funny. I'm serious, she cracks me up. Who says shit like that? It's funny because she is so cute and sweet, you don't expect it, like watching a butterfly curse obscenely while fluttering about the flowers.

Party at my house Friday kids, all are welcome. Doesn't start till 9:00.

I'd like to touch on reverse sexism at this moment in time, because personally I am in favor of it. I think it can be sexy if it's done right - and in moderation.

Seriously, out of the lot of us, who hasn't put one of their ex-bosses or girlfriends bra on, and sneaked into the neighbors house for some high heels.

Yawn. Good morning. How was your weekend?

Good. Mine too. Went too fast though. I'm tired. I don't even want to talk now. I got the house to myself this week.

wake up beavers