well folks----- grades are in. Report cards arrived today. I got 3 a's and 1 b. (b is for booooooooooooooooooo!!!) I am devastated. Heartbroken if you will. I don't know what to do with a b.

I'm so depressed that I'm contemplating driving a nail through my hand so I can feel something other than sad.

I did make it through this week. Now it's the weekend and I want to do something other than drink. I'm tired of that. It's time to meet people that do other things with their life. Chances are it will be the same thing again.

Let's play, "Who's more depressed?"

I'm so depressed, I just want to eat Spicy Hot Cheetos all day.

Beat that.

"[Steve] Oedekerk wrote Patch Adams, for which he should not be forgiven. Why he was given free reign over this project -- he wrote, directed, starred and produced [Kung Pow!] -- is beyond me."
-- Eric D. Snider, ERICDSNIDER.COM

I thought parts of it were very funny.

This one is better:

"This film is so heartwarming that it makes Patch Adams look gritty and raw."
-- Rich Cline, SHADOWS ON THE WALL

"put on some make-up...turn on the 8-track..."

Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001)
RATING: FRESH 93% on the Tomatometer!

"Any movie in which the tranny protagonist can theoretically link Anne Murray and David Bowie in rock history is automatically a work of genius."
-- Dave White, IFILM

I'm still singing songs from that movie.

"The ang-er-y inch! The ang-er-y inch!"

Check out the other reviews as well.

The critics are not being as kind to Julia Roberts' new film,
Mona Lisa Smile (2003)
RATING: ROTTEN 36% on the Tomatometer!

"Julia Roberts falls down, falls in love, brays her guffaw, and bares her teeth. Her fans will love it."
-- Walter Chaw, FILM FREAK CENTRAL

"Everyone in Dead Girls Society, err, Mona Lisa Smile wears their one character trait like a placard."
-- Ed Gonzalez, SLANT MAGAZINE

"This story is so unoriginal it hurts."
-- Danny Minton, KBTV-NBC (BEAUMONT, TX)

Again I woke up and couldn't go to work.

It's not that I physically can't go, it's all in my head.

After 3 days straight inside my apartment I've finally started cleaning the place up. My brothers going to come by in about an hour to take me to a wake. I only met the guy a couple times, but he seemed nice. Old people die, that's just part of life. We'll all die someday. I think with getting out I'll have the motivation for the rest of the week.

shit man

Every Sunday I say to myself before I go to bed.

"This coming week is going to be better, I know it."

It never is.