These online personality quizzes are all the rage. I just thought I'd whip one up.

which member of the wily beaver r u?

Your favorite drink is:

a. can of busch
b. shot of methadone
c. whatever liquer is on top of skinny's fridge
d. cranberry juice with a splash of vodka for taste
e. a two liter bottle of coke
f. white russian
g. well vodka and tonic

when you got see a show you do the following:

a. take of your shirt, beat your chest, and start dancing maniacally
b. "go to shows, I haven't gone to see a show in thirty years"
c. sip on a well vodka tonic, nod your head, and pretend you like music
d. get on stage, play the bass and try not injure the lead singer with your powerful leg kicks
e. play pocket poker and take picture of girls butts with your camera phone
f. keep checking for text messages and wish you were dead

when going to see a movie you:

a. take pulls of jack daniels
b. masturbate during the boring scenes
c. />d. think about how much you hate your friends while your trying to fall asleep
e. try to make out with kim
f. daydream about skinny
g. wonder when the drugs are going to kick in

when you go to the park you:

a. be a homo and play frisbee golf
b. be a homo and pick up boys
c. smoke grass in the woods
d. chase the ducks
e. eat french fries with your grandson
f. trip acid
g. contemplate pushing old people into the lake

your favorite animal is:

a. emily emily emily emily emily emily
b. you despise animals, you a heartless, godless, dispicable wretch, that hates the animal race.
c. two words: bob cat
d. alligators and crocodiles
e. the beaver
f. a big black beast named Sage.
g. dalmations and butterflys

convert your answers into number form. A equals one, B equals two, and so on. Add together your results .... then subtract them ... the multiply them .... and then divide them.

good.

click this link for your results.


http://kotn.ntu.ac.uk/big3/quiz28.htm

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They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.

"My Humps" - BLACK EYED PEAS