Eric, I messed with the Bush "What me worry?" images to make em show up. One of them was taken down, even.

I want to hear a good Laura Bush alone in the Oval Office dirty story. She used to be a librarian, you know. Hot.

If it was up to me, keep Laura as the First Lady, and make John Kerry the President.

I have web pages to make. My work is boring.

Yes, Mike just jizzed out a month's worth of posting. The boy was backed up. And thanks for the mental picture of Bill O'Reilly saying the word "pussy", and then flicking his tongue in and out of his mouth like, "Come on ladies, you know you want it". Then he starts touching himself...gyrating his pelvis back and forth while standing up.

Wow. I have to sit down.

Oh wait, I am sitting down. Let me pull my hand out of my pants.

I really think turning this blog into Republican erotica is a step in the right direction. Just don't post any lesbian on lesbian stories right away. Start out with a good mano-e-mano John Ashcroft thumbing Paul Wolfowitz's anus. But please, keep it tasteful people.

LPS---- Enjoy!

Anne Coulter: How to Give a Liberal a Blowjob

Sean Hannity: I Wear Women's Underwear

Which one of these book titles would make the world a perfect place?

Drudge Link: There was a poll in London that indicated 1% of people have never been sexually attrated to anyone. Asexual.

I am like so not one of those people. Just the word asexual gets me hard.

Government regulating content on the internet: I never considered this before this monrning. I started at the msn homepage, and within two clicks I was reading Bill O'Reilly's sexual fantasies. What the fuck happened overnight? That shit was not on the internet last night.

So do you know who the real losers are in all of this? Everybody in America. I haven't read or heard but one story on this matter, and I am already sick to fucking death of this story. I blame the women that was harrassed. Because, yeah, she got sexually harrassed by Bill O'Reilly. That's sick. That sucks. But did she have to share it with the rest of us? By the time all of this is over, each of us will have the mental picture of Bill O'Reilly trying to act sexy, and saying the word pussy.

I don't know if that last post had a point. It did have two points, but not a point.

Is Dick Cheney really a bitch? The black men that I work with (the brothers) said the worst thing you can a "full grown man" is "bitch baby." That's even worse then "son of a bitch."

Speaking of ho's. Did anyone see the cover of Coulter's latest book. Leather baby. Tight Leather. Black leather of that tight body. If I ever got the chance to interview Coulter, I would ask her if she would ever consider giving a blow job to a liberal.

Cheney is a bitch because that fat greasy basterd Republican Keyes called his daugher a selfish hedonistic ho slut lesbo femenist, and Cheney responded by letting his balls shrivil up and crawl inside his stomach.

Hey kids. See if you can count all the adjetives in this post.

So then John Kerry is asked if he thinks homosexuality is a choice and he says you should go ask the vice-president's daughter, "because she's a lesbian."

Now Cheney's angry. He's said that he's not only an angry father, but an angry citizen as well. Personally, If I were in Cheney's shoes I would have kicked Keyes' ass first, that way I wouldn't look like a hypocrite when I fucked John Kerry's shit up for talking smack.

Where are the core values in that man? Even Darth Vader wanted Leigh to join him in conquering the Universe.

Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian.

Dick Cheney is a bitch.

I can pick up the TV TODAY if need be. I'm off at 2.

Eric, have you come up with a "name" yet? I like funboy.

"Earwig and the Angry Bush" = clever. I still have to finish watching that documentary. I want to see Ally Sheedy as Hedwig in the Broadway production.

"Sheedy told the The New York Times in September. "I don't know whose idea this was. I can't dance, can't sing, and I can't act. I'm waiting for them to fire me."
Ally Sheedy Inches Away from "Hedwig"

"Kim" is a definitely a "nice-girl", and she's perfect too.

And as Jimmy Fallon would say as Nick Burns, Your Company Computer Guy: "Oh and...YOU'RE WELCOME!"

LPS

Have Mattie contact me about getting the tv to you. It's all yours.

Mike, can I borrow some new Libertines? Do you think the new Nelly is any good? The Faint have a new album. I'm gonna buy it on Amazon.com.

My computer is slow and I have to work on Columbus day.

Columbus day quote:

"The story of modern America begins with the discovery of the white man by the Indians."

Marshall McLuhan

He also said: "Only the vanquished remember history."