Well, you don't want to be a whales penis...do you?????

Having never been a whales penis, I can say I sure do like some cheese ravioli once and a while.

a dork is a whales penis. (at least that's what i heard).

I've never had a virus. I need to get checked though.

People who get viruses are dorks.

...it's true!

Hey Matt. I got the one virus you sent me, and hotmail highlighted it for me. I don't know why your school's cpu's didn't see it.

Hey! Who's got that new virus going around? I'm gonna check my e-mail right now.

wanna buy a truck?

My car is dead. DEAD i said. She died on me this morning on my way to class.
Welcome to Winter Weather Watch 2004!

He's some roid freak.