Who is the Wily Beaver?
To know the Wily Beaver we must first understand beavers themselves. Beavers are North America's largest rodent. They possess an advanced level of engineering skills and even a firm grasp of hydrodynamics. Although most beaver's algebra skills are slightly below the national average of high school graduates, this does not preclude them from building dams in rivers and waterways.

The Wily Beaver is no different than his other beaver brothers and sisters. Except for his inexplicable determination to grow. It is an odd thing, for a beaver to be discontent, but the Wily Beaver is. He understands where he comes from, he knows what his purpose in nature is, and supremely grateful to be a part of the Castor canadensis species.

He is aware. And his awareness makes him dissatisfied.