I've got some dis color-ation on my face from a burn and it looks like Pakistan.

That's what's wrong with me at least.

LPS has said something similar also: "I am a peyote button, baby. And I guarantee a little dab'll do ya....."

I didn't know Salvador Dali was a beaver.

Interesting enough that I did attribute the thoughts of Sal to that of our own tic tac adams.

Skinny if I tell you when the wedding is then you might try to crash it as previously threatened. All I will say is that it is on a Saturday in May.

Tic Tac is my own Salvador Dali. By the way, that's who said all those quotes.

See you Thankgiving weekend!

the problem with drugs is that rather then enhancing the users understanding of his / her surroundings, they instead take the user back to a state of infancy where comprehension becomes limited at best... and then they wear off.

In the end - little beside absurd artistic creations can be achieved during a drug induced state.

I'm back bitches...maybe not.

Monica, when is your wedding?

my quote was from packing heat.

1. "At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since." - sounds like tic tac

2. "I don't take drugs: I am drugs." - sounds like tic tac again

3. "Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing." kinda sounds like tic tac, though I'm not sure.

Then again Matt might just be making them up.

I'll make up some quotes too and you guess who said them.

1. Out of all the religions, atheism is the least clever.

2. When I was 12 I wanted to be a rodeo whore, 12 acid tripping years later I found myself all alone in a small town called Sandwich building homes.

3. I may be a feminist, but I'd let brian wilson treat me like a prostitute.

Which beaver said which quote:

1. "At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since."

2. "I don't take drugs: I am drugs."

3. "Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing."

I've got a good one. This a pre-war one, "Saddam is a survivor. He'll go into exile in Saudi Arabia."

that's chubby.

Challenge: Which Beaver once said this?
" I live in a world of make-believe and metaphor. My perceptions both guide and seduce me. "

"Jigsaw returns, this time as self-styled family counselor."
-- Cynthia Fuchs, POPMATTERS

"Veni vidi vomit. That's Latin for: I came, I saw, I saw 'Saw II.' "
-- John Beifuss, COMMERCIAL APPEAL (MEMPHIS, TN)

"The film's one-note dialogue, insufferable characters and lack of scares make Saw II just a tedious exercise in explicit violence."
-- Timothy Knight, REEL.COM

Yeah! Let's go see Saw II!

Eddie Guerrero passes away

You should have seen these grown musclebound men including Ray Mysterio and Chris Benoit (some of Eddie's best friends) crying into their facemasks and the camera. It was very sad. They made Monday night RAW a tribute show, and you could see fans including kids and teenagers opening weeping.

He dropped dead while brushing his teeth. He was 38.

Oh my GOD! I know I'm a little slow checking the blog now and then, and I just saw the picture of the colon cleasing kit debris. I'm speechless. Also impressed.

The online personality quizzes post is a peircing and incisive look into the gritty personalities and disgustingly true behavior of several of the Wily Beavers.

About the nasty cats....

I do not approve of caring for those beasts, but neither will I betray your confidence. Very dissappointing.

I keep hearing things about this SuicideGirls site. I can't visit it yet because I'm at work, but it's basically an erotica site "which has until now enjoyed a reputation as porn even feminists can love. It offers burlesque tours, clothes and DVDs in addition to a sprawling online library of naked punk and goth women."

SuicideGirls Gone AWOL

And there are anti-Suicide girls sites and blogs written by ex-suicide girl models. (Anti-SuicideGirls blogs can be found here and here.)
And don't forget about SuicideBoys.

Final thought: Every time you post a link to a site, Google reads that link and increases that site PageRank in its search engine. But before you try increasing the PageRank of colonoscopy.com, Your site must be "important" for your link to be considered. Sorry Beavers. We are getting there.

yes to your question, and "gross" to your comment.