Oh my GOD! I know I'm a little slow checking the blog now and then, and I just saw the picture of the colon cleasing kit debris. I'm speechless. Also impressed.

The online personality quizzes post is a peircing and incisive look into the gritty personalities and disgustingly true behavior of several of the Wily Beavers.

About the nasty cats....

I do not approve of caring for those beasts, but neither will I betray your confidence. Very dissappointing.

I keep hearing things about this SuicideGirls site. I can't visit it yet because I'm at work, but it's basically an erotica site "which has until now enjoyed a reputation as porn even feminists can love. It offers burlesque tours, clothes and DVDs in addition to a sprawling online library of naked punk and goth women."

SuicideGirls Gone AWOL

And there are anti-Suicide girls sites and blogs written by ex-suicide girl models. (Anti-SuicideGirls blogs can be found here and here.)
And don't forget about SuicideBoys.

Final thought: Every time you post a link to a site, Google reads that link and increases that site PageRank in its search engine. But before you try increasing the PageRank of colonoscopy.com, Your site must be "important" for your link to be considered. Sorry Beavers. We are getting there.