I trust all of you have been watching the Last Temptation of Christ tonight on Bravo.

I certainly learned something after watching that film, and that is if your gaurdian angel convinces you to get back together with your old whore girlfriend, then she's probably not your gaurdian angel. She's probably Satan.

Have you numb skulls been reading bianca's diary lately? In one of her entries she complains about guys because she's always on the bottom when she fucks, and all the guys she fucks being too heavy, and she's got bruises and is sore all the time. Cry me a river baby! Why doesn't she ride in the front seat every now and then.

Am I right? Yeah?

It's that time of the month again when I think we should all vote for our favorite beaver.

The one who gets the most votes will be given the title: "most popular beaver." Since I am the administator of this god forsaken blog I will be the only one to vote.

Too bad for rest of you but that's the rules.

Hey kids!

It's that time of the month again for me to pretend like I give a damn about the blog. Here's some stupid garbage I've thought up.

Joke #1 Why don't ducks wear pants? Because if they did, then Monica wouldn't think they look funny.

Joke #2 Why did Monica call me up this morning and not leave a message. Because she saw a duck not wearing any pants and started laughing so hard she forgot she called me!

oh shit.... funny

Women are more sexually aroused by fire than men are. That's just the truth.

You do not need to see my identification.
This is not the droid you are looking for.

So Matt, are you going to be attending the lecture by Kennedy at UIS tomorrow?

sorry to disappoint. I was becoming emotionally disturbed whenever I logged on and there were no responses or no new blogs. I just can't handle rejection.

What the fuck?

I participated and this is how I found out?

Shame on you Monica...Shame on you.

And finally folks.... I need volunteers to partcipate in an interview session. I will be posting several questions on the blog in the next week or so and need some feedback. This will be for one of my classes. I appreciate any help.

PS---My birthday is in exactly 12 days (incase anybody forgot or cares). Gifts may be forwarded to Memphis, Tennessee as that is where I will be celebrating my day of birth.

now i ask you..... how do you feel without the boy of the week blog?
I must admit.... I am NOT that sad.
Mike wasn't really actively looking for a roommate anyway.

I was attempting to start a cult with the boy of the week blog. But, alas...nobody joined. I was unable to retain members. I have therefore decided to shut down the boy of the week blog forever!!

*POOF* it is done.

I'm so sad....so lonely....

Monica, please! Lead me! Guide me through these dark times!

I want in your cult Monica. I'm very vulnerable right now, and have money to burn.

Here is a sample of the idiot's in my computer ethics class:

"I think that it is morally wrong to mess with people's minds."

"Rigging an election ballot is dishonest, deceiving, and an intrusion."


How did two year olds get into a graduate level college course?