Friday, September 02, 2005

Anyone who sees and paints
a sky green and fields blue
ought to be sterilized.

Adolf Hitler

I don't get it. Is he speaking in metaphor? Is he just anti-artist. What if the person is color blind?
I understand the George Bush's job is hard. Predicting the leavee's were going to break was probably hard too. Dammit Science is hard to understand too. I just feel so overwhelmed with how hard everything is.
On our way through downtown last evening, we saw a care with Louisiana plates with this written on the rear window:

Forget Bagdad

Save New Orleans!

Let's home our nation building has improved now that we have had a little practice.

--Next week...Wildfires in the Northwest!

Thursday, September 01, 2005

OK. just let me know when this Bush bashing gets old, but this is kind of funny and sad.

There's an anti-Bush advocacy group called the Coalition for a Realistic Foreign Policy.

So what does that make our current foreign policy?

Is there a Pro-Bush advocacy group called the Coalition for a Fantasy Foreign Policy?
Why is it everytime something really fucked up happens, GW sends his dad and Clinton to go and fix it?

Bush said nobody could have predicted this would happen. Either he took his hyperbole pills again or somebody in his administration did predict it would happen and he responded by cutting FEMA funding by forty percent.

Speaking of hyperbole pills, does anybody got some?

http://www.fema.gov/kids/hurr.htm

This is where all the funding left for FEMA went after Bush got done with it.

"'I'm not saying it wouldn't still be flooded, but I do feel that if it had been totally funded, there would be less flooding than you have,' said Michael Parker, a former Republican Mississippi congressman who headed the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers from October 2001 until March 2002, when he was ousted after publicly criticizing a Bush administration proposal to cut the corps' budget." - from the Chicago Tribune, noted by Josh Marshall"
I know we talked about this already Matt, but those people is Mississippi and Florida and what not can all go to hell.

It's the same shit every year. Every August the whole country needs to feel sorry for the southeast because of water damage to their homes. Every freaking year.
"It kind of makes your problems seem small in comparison," says lady about Hurricane Katrina.

No, it doesn't.

Kim has a paper due in two weeks on mulitcultural issues in counseling.

One of the questions in her book was "Does the culture of the person who is counseling you matter?" and "How would you be affected if the person counseling you was from a different culture?"

Please complete the following sentences:

If my counselor was caucasian, I would feel...
If my counselor was black, I would feel...
If my counselor was Navaho Indian, I would feel...
If my counselor was communist Chinese, I would feel...
If my counselor was a gay, black, communist Chinese, I would feel...

There is a joke in there somewhere.

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

http://www.tourettesguy.com/videos.htm

holy shit! I'm still laughing.

"all you do all day is sit around with your ass up your ass"
I'm just sick to death of people talking about gas. 30 cents more a gallon. so what. everybody's got a story to tell too, like there's an interesting gas story out there. I don't care how long you waited at the gas station I don't car if you spent 700 dollars filling up your tank. I don't even care if they raised the price while you were pumping your gas. and now everybody's acting like they're going to start riding their bikes. stupid
some asshole downloaded a live coldplay album on packing heat's cpu. wtf?

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

I once read somewhere that Shiavo's parents (or husband) should auction off the feeding tube on ebay.

Low and behold, check it out, there it is on ebay.
Beava Brotha The Wily Brotha She builds her dreams. She destroys tha lies. ... He is tha Wily Brotha. And he is here ta INTUBATE us all . I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. ... gizoogle bitches

The Wily Drug Deala
Cracka Powa, The Wily Brotha She builds her dreams so bow down to the bow wow. She destroys tha lies n shit. ... He is tha Wizzle Brotha fo' sheezy. And he is hizzy ta INTUBATE us all cuz Im tha Double O G. ...

Monday, August 29, 2005

LPS
we'll have to poll the rest of the beavers to see what they know a out Nancy Drew.
Personally... I don't know any nancy drew.
Maybe we should go with Amelia Bedelia?

Castoreum

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