Dear Howard Dean,
Fuck off... Monica doesn't get pissed. (Did I type that out loud?)
He swims. He gnaws. He builds dams. He moves us with his intelligence and grace. He is the Wily Beaver. And he is here to INTUBATE us all.
Thursday, March 25, 2004
Wednesday, March 24, 2004
Here's something that was on my blog:
~Top Reasons to Vote Kerry List~
1.He has an FBI file.
2.He has big hair.
3.He was great in "The Lord of the Rings".
4.He can talk out of both sides of his mouth at the same time,without moving his eyebrows.(now THAT'S talent)
5.He cusses like a drunken sailor.(I can relate to that)
6.He most likely can speak in complete and understandable sentences.
7.He is taller than a shrub.
8.He can speak 3 foreign languages flawlessy,as well as broken English.
9.He most likely does not lick himself;thus avoiding those hazardous hairballs.(had to be there)
10.His wife has balls.(tough chicks ROCK!!)
11.He wears a pink tie.
12.He's better than a grilled cheese sandwich.(that's a matter of opinion.)
13.He has a good arm for throwing things over fences.
14.He has great balance..."You son of a bit*h!"
15.As much as he likes ketchup,he never puts it on his hot dogs.(I can respect that)
16.He can watch TV and eat pretzels at the same time.
17.He's a cure for insomnia.
and last but not least...
18.He already has a memorial on Easter Island!
Remember to check my DFA site!!!
~Top Reasons to Vote Kerry List~
1.He has an FBI file.
2.He has big hair.
3.He was great in "The Lord of the Rings".
4.He can talk out of both sides of his mouth at the same time,without moving his eyebrows.(now THAT'S talent)
5.He cusses like a drunken sailor.(I can relate to that)
6.He most likely can speak in complete and understandable sentences.
7.He is taller than a shrub.
8.He can speak 3 foreign languages flawlessy,as well as broken English.
9.He most likely does not lick himself;thus avoiding those hazardous hairballs.(had to be there)
10.His wife has balls.(tough chicks ROCK!!)
11.He wears a pink tie.
12.He's better than a grilled cheese sandwich.(that's a matter of opinion.)
13.He has a good arm for throwing things over fences.
14.He has great balance..."You son of a bit*h!"
15.As much as he likes ketchup,he never puts it on his hot dogs.(I can respect that)
16.He can watch TV and eat pretzels at the same time.
17.He's a cure for insomnia.
and last but not least...
18.He already has a memorial on Easter Island!
Remember to check my DFA site!!!
Tuesday, March 23, 2004
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