Thursday, March 25, 2004

Dear Howard Dean,
Fuck off... Monica doesn't get pissed. (Did I type that out loud?)



"Wow! Sounds like Monica's fucking pissed!" - Howard Dean

On another note, I'd like to invite all my supporters to vote for John Kerry. Yes, he viciously attacked me on several occasions but now I suprisingly support him. Who would have seen that one coming? Not I says the wise old owl.
Whoa Whoa Whoa! CAREFUL!! What do you mean?
This Josh guy is only the most fantastic man I've ever met.
AND you should never start a sentence with and.
And was last night the first night you had ever met Billy? He is the funniest guy!
Who the hell is this Josh guy? I mean, where did he come from? And to whence is he going? And will he even vote in this year's election?

Wednesday, March 24, 2004

John Kerry went to mass in his ski outfit!

I say "No sir, that's bad fucking sauce." - Howard Dean
Here's something that was on my blog:

~Top Reasons to Vote Kerry List~

1.He has an FBI file.
2.He has big hair.
3.He was great in "The Lord of the Rings".
4.He can talk out of both sides of his mouth at the same time,without moving his eyebrows.(now THAT'S talent)
5.He cusses like a drunken sailor.(I can relate to that)
6.He most likely can speak in complete and understandable sentences.
7.He is taller than a shrub.
8.He can speak 3 foreign languages flawlessy,as well as broken English.
9.He most likely does not lick himself;thus avoiding those hazardous hairballs.(had to be there)
10.His wife has balls.(tough chicks ROCK!!)
11.He wears a pink tie.
12.He's better than a grilled cheese sandwich.(that's a matter of opinion.)
13.He has a good arm for throwing things over fences.
14.He has great balance..."You son of a bit*h!"
15.As much as he likes ketchup,he never puts it on his hot dogs.(I can respect that)
16.He can watch TV and eat pretzels at the same time.
17.He's a cure for insomnia.
and last but not least...
18.He already has a memorial on Easter Island!

Remember to check my DFA site!!!

Tuesday, March 23, 2004

Mattie--

I have a picture for you from Ebben's Halloween Party. Don't let me forget to give it to you.
Yeah... he's a crazy fuckin guy!!
(howard dean.... not my dad)
I love this new Howard Dean.
"Happy fucking birthday Monica's dad!" - Howard Dean
Today is my dad's 60th birthday. Happy Birthday POPS!!!
Howard Dean has become very vulgar and cynical if I may say so.
He should lay off the "f" word.

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