who is Howard Dean?

Was he as mad as Howard Dean?

I heard that he was mad at Americans for taking steroids. He's so angry.

I actually HEARD a good portion of the address. But I missed the party....
Matt as I was driving around campus, I saw you in your office... I honked *beep beep*

Poor Matt Woo, I hope he's ok. He looked well enough last night.

My mom had a dream that somebody hanged Matt Woo from our back porch. That creeped me out. Things have been getting a little bit morbid around here with Grandpa dying so slowly.

I missed the speach too Monica. No big deal. Those speaches would be a lot more interesting if they had to talk about all the shit they did that fucked up the country, and then said sorry.

awwwwwwwwww.... I missed the state of the union party? DAMNIT!!!!!

Monica NEVER lurks.

My new bumper sticker supports the President. It says, "I support the vague war on a general evil that will last decades"

"a complete dickhead"

That is ok to say in the new journalism.

Causus party tonight! My house!

No, causus party has been cancelled.

State of the Union Address Party is ON!

You know, I bet they still do moonlight skate, but I left too early to find out. The pre-pubes kicked my ass at skating.

I'll be on my toes, looking over my shoulder, with eyes wide open, ears peeled, and many other body-oriented metaphors.

I know Monica is lurking in the distant shadows...

That's not being very polite

you're a bonehead