Am I working Vance? I'm always working some angle foo, betta recognize.

Row row row your boat...

are you in charge of this next adveture matty b? i'm there for yo la - all the way.

We bought a new row machine today. 30 bucks. I'm getting quite a workout and listening to the White Stripes. How is everybody's Saturday going?

I don't remember. Reptoids took my memory.

Are you working today, Loser?

I only deal with conspiracy facts, not theories. The most creative stories I have ever heard come from these tales. It is better than any of the science fiction books I read. You got to admit they are clever. It is the Matrix, 1984, the X-files, Dr. Strangelove, and a White House Press Conference combined.

BAD BAD BAD

What did I tell you about conspiracy theories???

...as a whole these reptilian hybrids often lead a double life involving duel personalities, one which leads a "normal" life in the outer world, and one that is deeply involved with the underground alien society on a nocturnal basis. This is especially true with "cocooned/hosted" individuals and "hybrids/abductees".

I believe that I am one such "hybrid". My genealogical line intersects with the ancestrage of the English Royal family, and from what I understand many of the hybrid lines have ended up in the neo-Masonic lodge known as the Mormon/LDS church, which serves as a cover for many of the old reptilian blood lines... possibly the reason why LDS prefer large families, i.e. to "breed" out the normal human genetic lines to be replaced by reptilian/hybrid lines? I am familiar with many, many Mormon cultured hybrid abductees who are also MPD's [Multiple Personality Disorder], however I have also found that there is tremendous pressure placed on these people especially in Utah [one of the major underground nesting areas for both reptilians and hybrids] NOT to discuss their abductions, even though the Mormon church officially does teach in the existence of extraterrestrial civilizations. This is not to say that hybrids do not have souls, for I believe that many of them do [ others though, I wonder about... ;-) ]

There are however even more full-blooded reptilian and hybrid blood lines who reside permanently in the underground society, and who are sold-out Satanic worshiping, blood-festing, shape shifters.

In fact these reptilian genetic lines operate in a parasitic manner, the underground society acting as the "parasite" society and the surface society operating as the "host" society, similar to the scenario in the classic movie "THE TIME MACHINE", regarding the parasite-host relationship which existed between the surface dwelling ELOI and the troglodytic MORLOCKS. Another movie that depicts the hidden reality is "THEY LIVE", produced by the inspired director John Carpenter. In almost every instance those which have access to the underground networks are members of the Masonic lodge, both on the surface and below... with those below for the most part having been initiated into the 13 Illuminati degrees -- i.e. the 34-46 degrees. Take note of the fact that the House of the Temple in Washington D.C. is not only at the top of the occultic pentagram-like street layout of the city, but according to the Rev. Jim Shaw in his book THE DEADLY DECEPTION, Shaw noticed definite signs of SERPENT WORSHIP within this "temple" during his own initiation into the 33rd degree... and no doubt there are also underground connections linking this headquarters of the 33rd degree of the Scottish Rite to underground systems below.

Underneath most major cities, especially in the USA in fact, there exist subterranean counterpart "cities" controlled by the Masonic/Hybrid/Alien "elite". Often surface/subsurface terminals exist beneath Masonic Lodges, Police Stations, Air Ports, and Federal Buildings of major cities... and even not so "major" cities.

Manipulating Those of Us on the "Surface"

AC: If Phil is right, and all this [inside the Denver Airport terminal] hooks up to the deep underground base that he was offered the plans to build back in 1979, and that what this other man told me in private that there is a lot of human slave labor in these deep underground bases being used by these aliens, and that a lot of this slave labor is children. He said that when the children reach the point that they are unable to work any more, they are slaughtered on the spot and consumed.

DA: Consumed by who?

AC: Aliens. Again, this is not from me, but from a man that gave his life to get this information out. He worked down there for close to 20 years, and he knew everything that was going on.

DA: Hmmm. Who do these aliens eat?

AC: They specifically like young human children, that haven't been contaminated like adults. Well, there is a gentleman out giving a lot of information from a source he gets it from, and he says that there is an incredible number of children snatched in this country.

DA: Over 200,000 each year.

AC: And that these children are the main entree for dinner.

DA: How many Draconians are down there?

AC: I have heard the figure of 150,000 just in the New York area.

DA: Underneath New York?

AC: Yes. In some kind of underground base there.

DA: Interesting. Now, you've seen pictures of these things?

AC: I have seen them face to face.

DA: You have?

AC: Yes. From some information that has been put out by a group or team that also works in these underground bases that is trying to get information out to people that love this country, there is a war that is going on under our feet, and above our heads, that the public doesn't know anything about, and its between these alien forces and the humans that are trying to fight them.

DA: What other types have you seen?

AC: The ones that I have seen are the big-eyed Greys and the Reptilians.

DA: What do these Reptilians look like?

AC: There are three different types.

4/26/96 Interview with Alex Christopher

Futurama video game I hope Dr. Zoidberg is a hidden playable character.

ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRR!!!
Bears Destroy Hotel Doors, Eat Floor

Doh! You lazy bastard!

I'll give you a hint...That was a Homer Simpson quote.

You have just inspired me to work harder. How do you do it?

I'm famous for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
i'll be watchin' you

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
i'll be watchin' you

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
i'll be watchin' you

For He has decreed that the truth shall prevail, and the falsehood shall vanish, in spite of the evildoers.

Sound like our President? That's from the Quran (8:8).

"Do not fear mankind, but fear God."

I always had trouble understanding an angry and vengeful God, but it makes sense to me now in a certain way. I think the key phrase here is "Do not fear mankind." That is a great relief. Man is so silly and easily scared, and there are so many false fears being propagated, usually for the benefit of tyrants.

"But fear God," for God is the real hidden force behind mankind's mass actions, and he holds everyone accountable.

Rom 8:22
For we know that the whole creation groaneth and travaileth in pain together until now. (King James Version)

We know that the whole creation has been groaning as in the pains of childbirth right up to the present time. (New International Version)

The cow may be dead, but she had to be fed bicarbonate soda her entire life to relieve the chronic indegestion she has from being forced to eat grain (which her stomachs were not made for) instead of grass.

"A captured Al Qaida document reveals that US energy companies were secretly negotiating with the Taliban to build a pipeline. The document was obtained by the FBI but was not allowed to be shared with other agencies in order to protect Enron."
What Congress Does Not Know about Enron and 9/11
FTR 406: Interview w/John Loftus (Download RealAudio Player)

Hey you uneducated loser. Ain't nobody buying that shit that your sellin'.

you heard of 8 minute abs? well i'll give you 7 min abs for 20$, and we gaurantee just as good a work out as the 8 minute folks. if you aren't satisfied we'll give you the extra minute for free. and don't bring up 6 minute abs, nobody could work out in 6 miniutes, you wouldnt even break a sweat. 7 is the magic number, you know 7 chimpmunks in my grandmothers tree, it's brie time baby! you know that old children's tale from the sea don't you? step into my office. why? because you're fuckin fired!!!

When are you guys going to realize? It is the animals that rule HUMANS!

We must break free from the Tyranny of the Turtle!
We must interupt the Machinations of the Monkey!
We must stop the Persecution of the Platypus!
And we must oppose the Will of the Wily Beaver!!!

If we humans can band together, we can stop these foul creatures and their insidious plan to enslave all 6 billion of us. But we must act quickly.

Totally fucking serious. Bird Migration Facts
Distances vary depending on species:
Perching birds ( passerines) 20-35 mph
Warblers travel .......................... 20-25 miles per day
Geese and ducks ................. 40-60 mph
Ducks travel up to ....................... 500 miles per day
Shorebirds 30-50 mph and 90-110 mph
swifts travel over .......................... 100 miles per day
Falcons ................................ 40-50 mph
Geese travel up to ........................ 2,000 miles per day
Flycatchers ......................... 10-20 mph
Shorebirds will go non-stop ..................... 3000 miles

More Migration Facts
Birds navagate through a combination of:
-Sighting (they don't call it a "bird's eye view" for nothing) features like rivers, coastlines, and mountain ranges.
-Monitoring Earth's magnetic field, apparently with their visual system and with tiny grains of a mineral called magnetite in their heads
-Observing the stars
-Using the sun for guidance
-Smell
-And probably following their neighbors (many birds migrate in large flocks)

Get the fuck out!! Are you serious? 1000 miles a day?

tag like fuck

Tag her how? You wanted to track her movements by peircing her ear with a tracking device? You know, I was watching the tracking of the migration of birds that have been tagged, and many birds can fly hundreds (or thousands) of miles per day.

I was talking to someone last semester who was going to be getting married shortly. She looked like she was twelve. She said she was getting married to herself, and that's what everybody really does. She didn't mention any contract of the heart, or any other business like that. I still don't know what the hell she was talking about. She talked to herself a lot. I don't think anyone knew what she was talking about.


I always wanted to tag her.

And I make a distinction between romantic love and married love. I know very little of married love, other than it is hard work, and most people who get married confuse it with romantic love.

No, but there was a poem where he was at the track and he almost crapped his pants - then later dropped his wallet in a toilet full of shit.

Who's this Claudia girl? Do you have her phone number?

"It is like watching a puppet show and believing in the puppets." Merilyn Tunneshende speaking about intent and our physical bodies.

Sixteen-year-old Claudia had sexual intercourse with a boy she just met. According to research, she is most likely to rationalize her sexual behavior by telling herself that
A. she was just experimenting.
B. she was swept away by passion.
C. she was forced against her will.
D. she was too embarrassed to say “no.”
E. everyone would have teased her if she hadn't had intercourse.


Answer: B.

"Some things are the same no matter where you are, like if it feels like more than two fingers it's probably a penis" -Dave Attell

I was watching Animal Planet the other day, and they were doing a special on micro-scopic body invaders, that grow into much larger parasites.

They gave a re-enactment of one such case. This cute lady was giving this guy a message, when she started to feel something a little wet in her underpants. She finished up the massage, and then went to the bathroom to check it out. To her suprise - and disgust - she found a little worm slide out of her vagina and into her panties. Disgusting - right?

Well anyway, she grabs the little sucker with a paper towel and puts it in her purse. She wanted to show it to the doctor. Anyway, she starts puking and freaking out. And then, goes back to work on her next patient. Can you imagine being the next guy? You're laying there with nothing but a towel. Some hot betty is rubbing you down. All the while ther'e a the little worm vagina sitting in her purse in the break-room.

Yo Joe. That Bukowski CD you gave me is a riot. After the intermission this lady in the audience starts getting real pissy because, "she paid seven dollars to hear some poems," and all Bukowski is doing is belching, and picking fights with guys in the audience.

Bukowski: "I brought my steel man, I'll cut you're throat."

Irritated lady: "Please do some poems, that's what we paid for."

Bukowski: "Oh yeah? Well, I got in for free, so I'm gonna take my time and drink some more."

Let that be a lesson to you. Don't leave your homework on public computers!

The Other Sister
Film Review
By: Dan Dombrowski
(Found left on the Macintosh computer in the UIS media lab, in which I shamelessly stole and posted to my blog. Thanks Dan!)

Watching a well-crafted melodrama can be an uplifting almost spiritual experience. Watching a bad melodrama can make even the most gullible softie feel like throwing up. While intelligence, sensitivity, and heartfelt emotion are hallmarks of a good melodrama, idiocracy and manipulation define a bad melodrama. Unfortunately the film “The Other Sister” falls in the bad melodrama category, because the film appears as unrealistic and fake in not only it’s plot, but also in the use of dialogue, film techniques, and character portrayals. The primary aspect that makes this film appear manipulated and unrealistic is it’s shameless use of mental retardation as either a gimmick, a prop, or as a plot device. Anyone who has any knowledge of mental retardation would probably find this film offensive, because it treats the two disabled characters like they are cute little performing seals who always deliver their “mentally challenged” dialogue with perfect timing and with an edge of irony and drama. The film “The Other Sister” uses “mentally challenged” dialogue to either pokes fun at the disabled, or to create unrealistic plot points aimed at propelling the film.
The filmmakers don’t hold back at all from laying down a thick layer of clichés, overall predictability, and heart tugging scenes that appear a bit to painfully obvious to pull off the much needed natural feeling effect on audiences.
(continues for 6 more pages shredding to pieces the movie...)

I say again: Snoot!

you are full of shit. that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

the deepest, most fullfulling, all-encompasing sensation there is, is taking heroin.

love is simple, it's common, and it's fairly easy to attain. at least in my life.

i might dring a lot of coffee, matty, but i think you overdosed on hyperbole pills this morning. shouldn't you be working anyway?

(In my snootiest French accent): That is ze problem wis you Americans, you think that there is one word that covers all the aspects of a feeling, one right side to a situation, and one absolute answer for each question!

(snoot!)

No, Mike you take too much coffee and allergy medication. That is different than being "in love."

How could you possibly understand the deep ache of love when you have never experienced it? You my friend, are a dilettante. Love is the deepest, most fullfulling, all-encompasing sensation there is.

IRAQ WAR: interview noam chomsky
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Noam Chomsky Interviewed
By Michael Albert



Albert: (1) Why did the U.S. invade Iraq, in your view?

Chomsky: These are naturally speculations, and policy makers may have
varying motives. But we can have a high degree of confidence about the
answers given by Bush-Powell and the rest; these cannot possibly be
taken seriously. They have gone out of their way to make sure we
understand that, by a steady dose of self-contradiction ever since last
September when the war drums began to beat. One day the "single
question" is whether Iraq will disarm; in today's version (April 12):
"We have high confidence that they have weapons of mass destruction --
that is what this war was about and is about." That was the pretext
throughout the whole UN-disarmament farce, though it was never easy to
take seriously; UNMOVIC was doing a good job in virtually disarming
Iraq, and could have continued, if that were the goal. But there is no
need to discuss it, because after stating solemnly that this is the
"single question," they went on the next day to announce that it wasn't
the goal at all: even if there isn't a pocket knife anywhere in Iraq,
the US will invade anyway, because it is committed to "regime change."
The next day we hear that there's nothing to that either; thus at the
Azores summit, where Bush-Blair issued their ultimatum to the UN, they
made it clear that they would invade even if Saddam and his gang left
the country. So "regime change" is not enough. The next day we hear that
the goal is "democracy" in the world. Pretexts range over the lot,
depending on audience and circumstances, which means that no sane person
can take the charade seriously.

I'm in love all the fucking time. Love is not some place you gotta find. It's right in front of your face, and sometime it crawls up your ass.

Love is possession. When you own somebody, or somebody owns you, you are in love.

That is what marraige is: A ownership contract of the heart.

Love is NOT an orgy. If it is, that is a different kind of love.

Monica, I have been thinking about your question as to when a person knows when they are in love. I'll tell you about it in person since I feel awkward explaining my most intimate feelings on the Internet. Besides, most of the sad souls on this blog have never been in love.

Poor bastards.

Activity staff may feel awkward using a sensory stimulation kit. Feelings of awkwardness towards sensory stimulation are only normal for people who have had no training.

If staff learned how to “speak the language of dementia,” activities could be much more accommodating to cognitive disabilities.

Dementia residents get overlooked in respect to most activities. Both the disruptive behavioral symptoms of dementia residents and the lack of any reaction from the lowest-functioning residents frustrate many staff. Activity staff are at a loss for programs that engage these residents and hold their attention.

The above paragraph is referring to:
a. A nursing home
b. a long term care facility
c. an Illinois state agency
d. The White House administration staff

I make this stuff up as i go.

So if you can't get anything, you want nothing???

That sounds like a fine reachable goal.

What a delightful Easter holiday. Truly, He is Risen.

It is better to want and not have, than to have and want not.