I was watching Animal Planet the other day, and they were doing a special on micro-scopic body invaders, that grow into much larger parasites.
They gave a re-enactment of one such case. This cute lady was giving this guy a message, when she started to feel something a little wet in her underpants. She finished up the massage, and then went to the bathroom to check it out. To her suprise - and disgust - she found a little worm slide out of her vagina and into her panties. Disgusting - right?
Well anyway, she grabs the little sucker with a paper towel and puts it in her purse. She wanted to show it to the doctor. Anyway, she starts puking and freaking out. And then, goes back to work on her next patient. Can you imagine being the next guy? You're laying there with nothing but a towel. Some hot betty is rubbing you down. All the while ther'e a the little worm vagina sitting in her purse in the break-room.
He swims. He gnaws. He builds dams. He moves us with his intelligence and grace. He is the Wily Beaver. And he is here to INTUBATE us all.
Tuesday, April 22, 2003
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