Yo Joe. That Bukowski CD you gave me is a riot. After the intermission this lady in the audience starts getting real pissy because, "she paid seven dollars to hear some poems," and all Bukowski is doing is belching, and picking fights with guys in the audience.

Bukowski: "I brought my steel man, I'll cut you're throat."

Irritated lady: "Please do some poems, that's what we paid for."

Bukowski: "Oh yeah? Well, I got in for free, so I'm gonna take my time and drink some more."