He swims. He gnaws. He builds dams. He moves us with his intelligence and grace. He is the Wily Beaver. And he is here to INTUBATE us all.
Saturday, December 11, 2004
Friday, December 10, 2004
Thursday, December 09, 2004
Must be the whiskey's mom wouldn't let her listen to inxs as a kid. This song is dedicated to kim's mom.
Nicky's in the corner
With a black coat on
Running from a bad home
With some cat inside
Now where did you find her
Among the neon lights
That haunt the streets outside
Stay with me
Beautiful girl
(stay with me)
Beautiful girl
(stay with me)
She wants to go home
From door way to door way
Street corner to corner
With neon ghosts in the city
And she sings
Stay with me
Stay with me
Stay with me
Stay with me
Nicky's in the corner
With a black coat on
Running from a bad home
With some cat inside
Now where did you find her
Among the neon lights
That haunt the streets outside
Stay with me
Beautiful girl
(stay with me)
Beautiful girl
(stay with me)
She wants to go home
From door way to door way
Street corner to corner
With neon ghosts in the city
And she sings
Stay with me
Stay with me
Stay with me
Stay with me
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
LPS------
The "boys" on this blog can't help themselves. They drink too much and they think too much about politics. Forgive them for they know not what they do. (I'd like to add "they mean well" but we both know that would be a LIE)
Have you seen any good movies lately?
I'd actually settle for mediocre.
The "boys" on this blog can't help themselves. They drink too much and they think too much about politics. Forgive them for they know not what they do. (I'd like to add "they mean well" but we both know that would be a LIE)
Have you seen any good movies lately?
I'd actually settle for mediocre.
Police State ID Card Bill Passes Without Congress Even Reading It
"Everyone is talking about this monumental legislation as if they've read it. News reporters, commentators, political analysts, think tanks; 9/11 families; and yes, members of Congress are busy sounding off as experts trying to convince the American public that Congress should pass it. Have any of these people actually read it?"
No, not really.
I find this so ironic and scary, that I'm laughing. Is this what kind of government the founding fathers intended? Maybe the bill actually contains the King James Bible, and that will be our new law! This is hilarious to me in its absurdity. We live in this electronic information age and yet are still beholden to the printed word.
It's like that joke about 500 monkeys typing for 500 years -- they will eventually come up with an Intelligence Reform and Terrorism Prevention Act.
"Everyone is talking about this monumental legislation as if they've read it. News reporters, commentators, political analysts, think tanks; 9/11 families; and yes, members of Congress are busy sounding off as experts trying to convince the American public that Congress should pass it. Have any of these people actually read it?"
No, not really.
I find this so ironic and scary, that I'm laughing. Is this what kind of government the founding fathers intended? Maybe the bill actually contains the King James Bible, and that will be our new law! This is hilarious to me in its absurdity. We live in this electronic information age and yet are still beholden to the printed word.
It's like that joke about 500 monkeys typing for 500 years -- they will eventually come up with an Intelligence Reform and Terrorism Prevention Act.
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
Monday, December 06, 2004
Summation speach at the end of the feminist episode of the Brady Bunch:
Mike Brady: Son, you don't need more strong women on your blog to make you behave like a man. You can act like a man on your own volition.
Greg Brady: Aww jeez dad, your right. Fuck those bitches...Oops! I'm mean, Boy Power!
Alice: (Thows her hands up in the air in a defeated gesture.)
Cindy: This blog needs an enema.
Mike Brady: Son, you don't need more strong women on your blog to make you behave like a man. You can act like a man on your own volition.
Greg Brady: Aww jeez dad, your right. Fuck those bitches...Oops! I'm mean, Boy Power!
Alice: (Thows her hands up in the air in a defeated gesture.)
Cindy: This blog needs an enema.
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