Saturday, December 11, 2004

I've got both of those cd's at my apartment. I'll drop them off at Jim's, or I can give them to Matt to drop off sometime.

Friday, December 10, 2004

Pop Culture has got some of my yo la's right now. I have to look and see for the rest.

I don't have fakebook, May I Sing With Me, and Ride the Tiger.

Maybe we can meet at the mall by the arcade, we'll both wear our baseball caps backwards so we can see eachother. I'll bring lots of quaters!
The Onion Headlines

Wal-Mart Announces Massive Rollback On Employee Wages

and


Pet Winterized

Thursday, December 09, 2004

"Just as our people fought a holy war against the Soviets, so we will wage jihad against poppies." - new afghani prez, Karzai.

Must be the whiskey's mom wouldn't let her listen to inxs as a kid. This song is dedicated to kim's mom.

Nicky's in the corner
With a black coat on
Running from a bad home
With some cat inside
Now where did you find her
Among the neon lights
That haunt the streets outside
Stay with me

Beautiful girl
(stay with me)
Beautiful girl
(stay with me)
She wants to go home

From door way to door way
Street corner to corner
With neon ghosts in the city
And she sings

Stay with me
Stay with me
Stay with me
Stay with me


first they ignore you
then they laugh at you
then they fight you
then you win

Ghandi quote

they they ignore you again

Mike Mann quote
AWAKEN

"Clinging to words, is the same as clinging to sleep.
you need no words to awaken."

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Deséeme la suerte en mi final español oral esta noche. No estudio mucho.

LPS------
The "boys" on this blog can't help themselves. They drink too much and they think too much about politics. Forgive them for they know not what they do. (I'd like to add "they mean well" but we both know that would be a LIE)


Have you seen any good movies lately?
I'd actually settle for mediocre.

So "Must be the Whiskey"......
that was Maher ... spelled.... M-A-H-E-R
and Imig spelled I-M-I-G.



Police State ID Card Bill Passes Without Congress Even Reading It

"Everyone is talking about this monumental legislation as if they've read it. News reporters, commentators, political analysts, think tanks; 9/11 families; and yes, members of Congress are busy sounding off as experts trying to convince the American public that Congress should pass it. Have any of these people actually read it?"

No, not really.

I find this so ironic and scary, that I'm laughing. Is this what kind of government the founding fathers intended? Maybe the bill actually contains the King James Bible, and that will be our new law! This is hilarious to me in its absurdity. We live in this electronic information age and yet are still beholden to the printed word.

It's like that joke about 500 monkeys typing for 500 years -- they will eventually come up with an Intelligence Reform and Terrorism Prevention Act.
What if we were all rich, educated and well-mannered...and then played spank tag?

Wouldn't that be classy?

Monday, December 06, 2004

The wily intruder is clever as ever. I never know when he is going to show up.
I'm going to throw my shit at you.
Mike explains the facts of life to Carol. (3 seconds)
Summation speach at the end of the feminist episode of the Brady Bunch:

Mike Brady: Son, you don't need more strong women on your blog to make you behave like a man. You can act like a man on your own volition.

Greg Brady: Aww jeez dad, your right. Fuck those bitches...Oops! I'm mean, Boy Power!

Alice: (Thows her hands up in the air in a defeated gesture.)

Cindy: This blog needs an enema.

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